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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

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I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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I'm driving the bus to anywhere you want to go, baby.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm going up and down.

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I'm driving up and down.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus.

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I'm driving the bus to anywhere you want to go to, baby.

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I'm driving the bus.

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Drive it to the place you want to really go to.

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Whether it's town or home or wherever that is.

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This is bad.

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We're on the lead shift tonight.

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I'm walking through all hours.

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Yep, yep, yep, yep.

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There's a fair bit of rain on the waves when we start.

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Storm Dennis is here.

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Storm Dennis.

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Storm Dennis.

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Storm Dennis.

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Storm Dennis.

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Now it's Dennis storming.

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Now it's Dennis storming.

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Now it's Dennis storming.

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Storm Dennis.

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Now it's storming.

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Now it's storming.

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Storm Dennis.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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please give a big shout out for Tommy Slug!

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what kind of road it is.

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Whether it's a reverse road,

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whether it's a non-stopper,

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whether it's an exchanger.

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I'm fucking driving it.

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I'm driving it. I'm driving it wild.

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I'm driving it.

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Stay clear. The doors are closed.

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Stay clear. The doors are closed.

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Stay clear. The doors are closed.

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Stay clear. The doors are closed.

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What a tune. Amazing. Amazing tune there. From the Tigers.

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No goods, no glory. That's how it goes.

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Is that in there now?

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Stay clear. Stay clear.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Thank you very much, Spanner.

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Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah.

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I have no control. I have no control over the Spanner.

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I have no Spanner's on me at the moment, Creed. I'm sorry about that.

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Sorry about that.

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Everybody on?

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Is everybody on?

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Mama Duck. Thank you very much.

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Are you getting on?

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Are you lots getting on? Are you lots...

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Are you getting on this?

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Are you waiting for the next one?

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Next one might be a while, do you see?

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You might want to get on here and then...

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Get a connection in the next place that you're going to.

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The universe is donating, yeah.

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Johnny up the bar. Thank you very much, Johnny up the bar.

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I appreciate that.

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Oh, here he is.

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Here's Johnny now.

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Here's Johnny now.

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Stay with your Johnny.

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He's driving the Bend-Refica.

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Look at that.

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Beautiful piece of craftsmanship.

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A fantastic bus.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closed.

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He's waiting. He's waiting to get in.

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The doors are closed.

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Your man is waiting to get in, so we'll move on.

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Handbrake off.

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And away we roll.

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Like liquid bus metal.

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The new Terminator film.

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They're on about it.

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He comes back and he can turn into a bus.

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He's called the Bus 1000.

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Do you remember the last book in Terminator 2?

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He could turn into a knife or a fork or a gun or a weapon or something.

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And now they're going to do a bus version of it.

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Could be good.

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Could be very good.

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Could be very good.

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I enjoyed the last one anyway.

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I enjoyed the last one anyway.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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And he does this, you know, his catchphrase.

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I'm going to be back.

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I think it was that.

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I think he says either I'm going to be back or I'm coming back to get you.

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It's one of those.

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How you getting on? How you getting on, everyone? I hope you're well out there in the world.

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My midlife is treating you okay.

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Anaconda G, thank you very much.

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Thank you very much. I hope you're keeping well, Anaconda G.

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Jizzy and the hizzy. Look at this now. Who's in the blowfish?

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Who's that? Is that Johnny or is it Monica? Or is it Tom?

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I think it's a cross between Johnny and Monica. It's Janica! Janica!

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I don't know if he saw me. He gave me the flash beforehand anyway.

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Nice enough guy. When you get to know him, at first he's as cold as a snowman in the middle of December.

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How are you getting on you? What's the story? Do you want a ticket? No problem.

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We had these people in during the week. Quality control and monitoring how you getting on Mrs. E.

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Well, monitoring how you speak to the customers and the passengers.

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They want me to stop asking people how they're getting on. That's a new thing now. Political correctness is...

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...not even allowed to ask people...

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...how they're doing.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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Staying clear. The doors are closing.

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You're doing a business...

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Dermot... Dermot Connolly.

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Thank you very much for that. That's mighty stuff.

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I hope you're keeping well. Johnny up the bar. Thank you very much.

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Some win for the Harps over Schlego on Friday. Europe. Here we come.

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Congratulations to the Harps.

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Tinge spots. Thank you very much, Tinge spots.

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Yep. We were in a tench spot...

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...earlier on there when we had to stop in the middle of the feckin' road.

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Whoa!

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Because there was a lunatic who stopped the traffic and he got out the car and...

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Sorry, someone's listening to loud music here.

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Fucking rubbish music as well.

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I wouldn't mind with shite tunes.

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Have you heard this?

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Turn this up. You can see what she's listening...

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You can hear what she's listening to here.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

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Will and Brianna, thank you.

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You!

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You!

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You!

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Stop those tunes now.

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Stop them.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

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That's mine.

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The OHP, thank you very much.

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The OHP.

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I'm doing that.

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Very kind, yeah.

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And, um...

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Hubie. Thank you very much, Hubie.

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And best to look to Will and Brianna...

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...who left a tip there.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Are you doing a bit of donating, yeah?

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Thank you, OHP.

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That's mine.

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Will and Brianna, who say...

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Love from New Mexico.

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That's nice, isn't it?

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People out there in New Mexico...

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You don't know...

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You don't know where the passengers are gonna be coming from next.

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It truly is a global...

287
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600
...village...

288
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,600
...system.

289
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,100
...system.

290
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,600
You should all right...

291
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,600
No.

292
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,020
It truly is a global village.

293
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,860
We're all in the glo...

294
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:44,800
We're all in...

295
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,780
We're all in the global village together now.

296
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,860
And I tell you...

297
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:51,080
There's no turning back.

298
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:53,820
You've bought a...

299
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,640
You've got a one-way ticket...

300
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,120
...to the future.

301
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,280
That's what you've got.

302
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,640
There's no point trying to...

303
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,280
...bring back the past.

304
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:05,640
You can repackage the past...

305
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,000
...in a brand new container.

306
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,220
Maybe that's what you can do.

307
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,020
But...

308
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:13,300
It's...

309
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:13,900
It's...

310
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,480
You know...

311
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,080
It's...

312
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,260
You cannot be going backwards...

313
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,760
...unless you have a fucking time machine.

314
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,220
That hasn't been built yet.

315
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,960
I've seen a great film...

316
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,120
...with Jeff Goldblum in it...

317
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,560
...where he turns into a bloody wasp.

318
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:28,920
Or an insect or something.

319
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,860
But he fucks it up.

320
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:31,740
Because when he...

321
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,180
He's trying to...

322
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,160
Oh yeah, that's it.

323
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,600
He's not trying to change into this.

324
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,000
He's trying to go from one...

325
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,280
...space pod to another.

326
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,560
Stand clear.

327
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,740
The doors are closing.

328
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:44,840
Stand clear.

329
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,040
The doors are closing.

330
00:17:46,220 --> 00:17:47,000
But I...

331
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,420
He's trying to go from one side...

332
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,200
...of the gaff to the other.

333
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,200
Stupid invention if you ask me.

334
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:53,180
And...

335
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:55,760
...doesn't a little fly...

336
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:56,400
...or an insect...

337
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,120
...or a washbeam...

338
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,300
...get into the pod...

339
00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,280
...when he's changing...

340
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:00,640
...when he's...

341
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,160
...he's transporting himself?

342
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,040
And doesn't he grow...

343
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:05,580
...a pair of...

344
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:06,680
...fucking massive wings?

345
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,380
...his legs...

346
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:09,380
...and...

347
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,120
...fucking...

348
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,120
...big pulsating sack...

349
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,040
...for a body.

350
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:17,520
Oh, that's sick.

351
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:18,880
It's great though.

352
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,240
Fantastic film.

353
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:20,920
Check that out.

354
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:22,620
The fly.

355
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:23,800
The fly.

356
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:23,800
The fly.

357
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:23,920
The fly.

358
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,180
I think it was called...

359
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:25,800
...actually, the fly.

360
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,800
With Jeff Goldstein...

361
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,600
...who was also in...

362
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,440
...Jurassic Park.

363
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,480
...which is a great film as well...

364
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,140
...about the dinosaurs.

365
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,440
And that was made by...

366
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,480
...Steven Spielberg...

367
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:48,480
...who has great...

368
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,820
...great range...

369
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,480
...because he did that film...

370
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,280
...about the dinosaurs.

371
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:55,580
...and then he did...

372
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,540
...spindlers list.

373
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,120
...which was about a fella now...

374
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,320
...who saved...

375
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,700
...he was a Nazi...

376
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,320
...but he had a...

377
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,420
...he was a Nazi with heart.

378
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,100
...and then he...

379
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,600
...he saved some people from dying.

380
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,120
Is anybody getting off here?

381
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:11,680
No.

382
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:15,780
Fickin'...

383
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:16,300
...Zambies.

384
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,640
They're like...

385
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,500
...they're like a gang of zombies down there...

386
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,500
...they won't even talk to you.

387
00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:24,100
Which is the way society is going anyway.

388
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,260
Look.

389
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:27,860
Look it.

390
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,420
I won't bore you with that Spiel.

391
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,700
You're lucky you're not on the bus every day.

392
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,040
We're in that Spiel every day.

393
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,340
Not much changes.

394
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,080
Every week.

395
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:45,940
Different week.

396
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:46,520
Different weather.

397
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,200
Different weather systems.

398
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,080
Different storm every fuckin' week now.

399
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,040
Eh?

400
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,060
Kira last week.

401
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,920
You had Brendan the week before.

402
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,540
Ophelia a few weeks before that.

403
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:01,700
You have Dennis now.

404
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,240
Those are gonna be next leg, you know?

405
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:13,680
Jeff!

406
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:20,820
Are you gettin' at?

407
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,040
Stand here.

408
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,380
The doors are openin'.

409
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,380
Stand here.

410
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,380
The doors are openin'.

411
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:30,340
Is anybody gettin' on here now?

412
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:33,420
Hello?

413
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,100
Hello?

414
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:38,180
Hello?

415
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,520
Fuckin' ignorance.

416
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:44,400
Eh?

417
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,820
Stayin' clear.

418
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,980
The doors are closed.

419
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,200
A lot of ignorance.

420
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,160
Stayin' clear.

421
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,320
The doors are closed.

422
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:54,920
Being displayed.

423
00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,280
Indicator left when leaving the bus stop you out.

424
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,060
That's what you do.

425
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:03,760
That's what you do.

426
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,820
I'm sorry.

427
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:16,660
I'm trying to read what your messages are saying on the scroll there.

428
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:19,040
You don't have a bit of donatin'.

429
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,760
Five euro.

430
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:20,760
Five euro.

431
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,260
Thank you.

432
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:21,920
You don't have a bit of donatin'.

433
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,220
Yeah.

434
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,660
Five euro tip is that.

435
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,100
Thank you very much.

436
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,920
Thank you very much.

437
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,660
Thanks very much for that.

438
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,220
I don't understand what your question is.

439
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:35,920
Well thank you.

440
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,580
You say a five euro tip.

441
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:38,180
Is that it?

442
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:38,640
Is that it?

443
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:39,800
You don't have a bit of donatin'.

444
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,960
You don't have a bit of donatin'.

445
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,220
Yeah.

446
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:43,660
Philip.

447
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,240
Philip.

448
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:44,900
How are ya?

449
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,760
I hope you're keeping well and the rest of the McCracks are doing well as well.

450
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,400
Good man, Philip.

451
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,600
It's a nice old day out anyway.

452
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:07,240
There's not much traffic on the road and you can get in and you can get out and you can get back in again.

453
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:08,440
Do you know?

454
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:09,800
When you're...

455
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,260
When you can do all those three things at once.

456
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,160
When you can do all those three things you know that everything's okay.

457
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,040
You can't do it at once.

458
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,580
As I was saying, the worst day of the days you can't even get into the town.

459
00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:25,820
There's a mile long of traffic out the back and then you're trying to weave in, weave in, weave out.

460
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,780
You're in between one car, you're in between the next.

461
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,600
You end up knocking someone there.

462
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:31,960
Or you'll knock a...

463
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:36,260
You'll knock a feckin' dent into a punto or a focus or a something.

464
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:40,020
The next thing you know you're in... you're swapping insurance.

465
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:43,020
He says you're arguing and you're feckin' maulin'.

466
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:48,420
I got out the other day and there's a laddie, he has fisticuffs.

467
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,180
He had the sleeves rolled up, he was ready to go.

468
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:54,400
He says you're cruisin' for a bruisin'.

469
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,020
I said you're crawlin' for a maulin'.

470
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:02,620
And then he just... he said I'll fuckin' lacerate ya'.

471
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:08,600
And then I just got back in the bus 'cause I'm not gonna try and make a pun on that. The lad was carrying a blade.

472
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:17,400
And that's the world... that's the world gone topsy-turvy lula now as well. It's gone to fuck.

473
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,400
The lad's carrying weapons.

474
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,700
Which, you know, I'm only trying to drive you on the bus, like, you know, I don't wanna be getting into a fuckin' fight with ya'.

475
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,100
How you gettin' that?

476
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,300
Oh...

477
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,800
Blade... Blades...

478
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:39,100
Blades train... Blades buses and automobiles...

479
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:40,800
Is what it is.

480
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,800
Reminds me now, I think, uh...

481
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,200
Blade... with Wesley Snipes is on Sky Movie Max tonight.

482
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,600
Have to remember to set the video to record.

483
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,600
Stand clear. The doors are open.

484
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,600
He don't have a bus to donate.

485
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,600
Stand clear. The doors are open.

486
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,600
He don't have a bus to donate, ya'.

487
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,600
T-22... T-22 BC. Thank you very much for that. You're a good man. You're a good man.

488
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,600
You're a good man. Or a woman. Who knows.

489
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,600
It doesn't matter. He don't have a bus to donate.

490
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,600
It does not matter.

491
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600
The universe don't need ya'.

492
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,600
Rob, how are ya'?

493
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,600
What's the story?

494
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:28,600
What's the story?

495
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,600
Did you get that sorted out in the end? You did?

496
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,600
I hope you're dead. I hope you're keeping well.

497
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,600
Fuck it. Fucking pothole.

498
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,600
Sorry about that now.

499
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,600
I, uh...

500
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,600
I had that redone there a couple of weeks ago. It's gonna have to be redone again now.

501
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600
Potholes...

502
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:54,600
I've said it again. Like, you know, I'd be running for the council. It wasn't a shower in absolute crooks already there, you know.

503
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,600
They can... If they could just fill up a pothole, then that'll be the end of it. But they can't.

504
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:31,080
Steinek! Steinek! Steinek Chapel everyone! Steinek Chapel everyone! Steinek Chapel everyone! Steinek Chapel! Steinek Chapel! Oh hi Tom! Thank you very much Steinek Chapel! Thank you very much! Somebody left rubbish on the bus! You need to clean it up! For fuck's sake! Same shit a different day!

505
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:52,080
Alan. What is the story with you Alan? No. That's that picked up. You know what I might drive back and park in the garage. The garage.

506
00:25:52,080 --> 00:26:11,080
St. Hilliard, how are you? Thank you very much for your kind hearted and generous tip. I hope you're keeping well and you're having a lovely Sunday evening. And that you haven't been ficking leaving rubbish on the bus.

507
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:41,080
Ah, shgummy like you know, awful shgummy behaviour. Badger Hillmango, thank you very much. I was driving back from Tormacator last year and a few passengers needed dropping off at the rum snare. And one of them had an empty packet of crisps. And they had it on the seat beside them. Joshua, my mildest fact, thank you. Look at this here.

508
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,080
That's mine.

509
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:56,080
Oh yeah! What's the story? How are you, Johnny? And he had a packet of crisps anyway. Left it down on the feckin seat beside him. And he was getting off. I said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

510
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,080
Are you doing a bit of donating?

511
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,080
*coughs*

512
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:10,080
Regional hashed power seat. Thank you very much. I said, "Whoa, rewind the cassette deck there, good lad. What's that on the seat?" He said, "Right, so it's a crisps packer." I said, "Yeah."

513
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:20,080
I said, "Yeah, what's it fuckin' doing there?" I said, "I don't know." I said, "Is it a bin?" He goes, "No, it's a seat." I said, "Damn right it's a seat." You sit on it. You don't fuckin' leave your shit on it.

514
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:34,080
Different type of seat. Different type of seat then. It's a commode. Lula Pipe McGonical Busser. Thank you very much. What an absolute amazing name.

515
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,240
*starts to the music*

516
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,240
*starts to the music*

517
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,120
*starts to the music*

518
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,280
Polish Samuel Becht, that's mine.

519
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,720
*starts to the music*

520
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,560
Thank you very much.

521
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,560
You're awful kind Ollie.

522
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,760
Very very very nice and soundy.

523
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,640
This is the bus station down here now, the bus depot.

524
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,800
A terminus in Westfield.

525
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,240
We rarely...

526
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,200
*starts to the music*

527
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,040
We rarely use it like, you know it's...

528
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,320
*starts to the music*

529
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,520
It's a shed, it's a shed.

530
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,120
That's mine.

531
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,640
Billy eyelids, thank you very much.

532
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,280
The crisp packet book in.

533
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,560
He picks it up then and I say, you know, he...

534
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,080
He's about to go and throw it in the binion at the front of the bus.

535
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,200
And I can hear the fucking...

536
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,640
There's still crumbs and crates in it.

537
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,480
And I...

538
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,440
Before I could do it I said...

539
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,440
Oh fuck.

540
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,520
We... I think we just killed someone there again.

541
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,800
*starts to the music*

542
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,840
Sorry about this.

543
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,560
Begors belief, you know, it's such a sad...

544
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,000
Sad situation so soon again.

545
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,200
*starts to the music*

546
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,080
Much too soon.

547
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:46,400
*starts to the music*

548
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:46,800
You know.

549
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,040
What were they doing walking out?

550
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:51,040
*starts to the music*

551
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,120
Do you know what I mean?

552
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:55,920
*starts to the music*

553
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,440
And it's nobody's fault.

554
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,600
Really it's nobody's fault.

555
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,080
*starts to the music*

556
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,280
*starts to the music*

557
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,480
I don't know.

558
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,920
And that's what I'm going to be.

559
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,720
That's my story.

560
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,600
I'm sticking to that.

561
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:06,800
How to...

562
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,560
To pick yourself up after something like this and go, what's the story?

563
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,360
You know, how am I gonna...

564
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,240
*starts to the music*

565
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,840
What's there to look forward to?

566
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,400
*starts to the music*

567
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,280
What's there to look forward to?

568
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:15,520
Well...

569
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,320
We're nearly...

570
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,680
We've broke the back of winter.

571
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,760
We'll nearly be into the summer sun enough, you know?

572
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,680
And know that they won't be, but we will be.

573
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,000
And...

574
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,600
Another thing.

575
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,120
Champions League.

576
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:32,880
It's back this week.

577
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,400
Liverpool.

578
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,040
Will they maintain that run?

579
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,400
Unbeaten.

580
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,240
Take it, Andy.

581
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,120
We'll see you later on.

582
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:43,760
We might see up...

583
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,200
We might see up the Hagen later on.

584
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,800
Either the Hagen or the Wolf.

585
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,320
There's a band down up the Wolf.

586
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:50,800
Go home.

587
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,600
You're not welcome here.

588
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,280
Huh?

589
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,480
You're not...

590
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,680
Your speech is not appropriate.

591
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,040
I meant I am my shift.

592
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,080
I should be working.

593
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:58,240
It's not appropriate.

594
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,040
I came out the kindness of my heart to say a few words.

595
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,600
You're saying it's not appropriate.

596
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,640
Shut up.

597
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:06,080
See you later.

598
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,400
I'm going to be here.

599
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:21,700
And it's Yokohama with the penalty, who knew, on loan from Bahia.

600
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:24,900
He's a long way from Brazil, but he's enjoying Japan.

601
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:29,800
He says he misses the wife and the cat back home, but he's enjoying the culture shock as well.

602
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:32,440
Grich da Bahia cura.

603
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:40,460
He's not the first choice for Visele Kobe this season, but he's performing well in the Cup games.

604
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,800
And it's that man, Kijiro Ogawa, coming up next for Visele Kobe.

605
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:49,520
The pistol's cocked, pulls the trigger, and it's cracked off the post.

606
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,180
Japanese display of shame there from Ogawa.

607
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:54,480
Should have put that away.

608
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:02,720
And now can Yokohama stick a bit of coal in the stove with the midfield maestro, Kota Mizunuma?

609
00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:04,780
He winds it up.

610
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:06,560
Sends it high.

611
00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:09,140
It's another terrible miss for Yokohama.

612
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,980
And you wonder how long it's going to continue now.

613
00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:17,060
Can Nishi break the deadlock for Kobe?

614
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:21,800
Nishi.

615
00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:27,260
Very easy bit of work there for the Yokohama keeper.

616
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,940
It's four misses each.

617
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,200
It's four misses in a row.

618
00:31:32,780 --> 00:31:35,680
Now, the baby-faced assassin for Yokohama.

619
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,700
Never mind throwing the toys out the prem.

620
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,020
Can he stick one in the prem?

621
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:44,140
Louise.

622
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:48,800
He must have boots on the wrong feet or something.

623
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:53,120
Osaki now.

624
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,620
Balloons it into Kingdom Come again.

625
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:56,800
It's quite something.

626
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,820
And I don't think I've ever seen this many penalties missed in a row in my lifetime.

627
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,120
Your man is laughing for Yokohama.

628
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,960
It doesn't look like confident laughter either.

629
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,720
From Takuya Wada.

630
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,560
What do you got for us?

631
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:15,520
Zero.

632
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,220
Nothing at all.

633
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,040
And it was a softer.

634
00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:23,340
Still smiling a bit as well.

635
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:24,340
He's not learning.

636
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,000
Former Arsenal defender.

637
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,700
Thomas Vermeulen.

638
00:32:28,860 --> 00:32:29,520
Steps up.

639
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:31,680
And sends it over the bar again.

640
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,900
It's another miss to add to the collection.

641
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,300
Now, this is really Guinness World Record stuff, is it?

642
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,000
What the hell is going on?

643
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:43,080
Eat misses in a row.

644
00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:47,660
Yokohama surely won't make it nine.

645
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,720
They've made it nine.

646
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,220
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

647
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:54,660
They've made it nine.

648
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,980
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

649
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,060
They've made it nine.

650
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,660
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

651
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,520
They've made it nine.

652
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,840
Terrible miss for Yokohama.

653
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:04,780
They've made it nine.

654
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:06,740
Nine.

655
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:07,600
Nine.

656
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:08,480
Nine.

657
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,280
Nine.

658
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:39,260
Thank you.

659
00:33:39,260 --> 00:34:09,240
Thank you.

660
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,240
Thank you.

661
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:13,240
Thank you.

662
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,240
Thank you.

663
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:21,240
Thank you.

664
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,240
Thank you.

665
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:25,240
How are you doing? How are you getting on EUL?

666
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,240
What's the story?

667
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:38,240
Club Lotto.

668
00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,240
How are you keeping on EUL?

669
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,240
What's the story?

670
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,240
Any news with you?

671
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,240
It's a long time since I seen you.

672
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240
How are the eyes?

673
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:52,240
They're still dark.

674
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,240
You've got the very dark eyes.

675
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,240
Like a shark.

676
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:58,240
Are you doing a bit of donatin'?

677
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,240
Maloney's after it.

678
00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,240
Are you doing a bit of donatin'?

679
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:02,240
Yeah.

680
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,240
I hope you're keeping well, Buck.

681
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,240
I hope you're keeping well, Buck.

682
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:10,240
I hope everything is okay with you.

683
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,240
Now.

684
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,240
Are you doing a bit of donatin'?

685
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,240
Thank you very much Saad.

686
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,240
Saad loves hash.

687
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,240
Thank you very much.

688
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,240
Saad loves hash.

689
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,240
Thank you very much.

690
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,240
Thank you very much.

691
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:30,240
A weak ticket for this, Buck-in.

692
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,240
And a regular.

693
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,240
And a one for you.

694
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:42,240
Macaron, thank you very much.

695
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,240
Thank you very much.

696
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,240
That's mine.

697
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,240
Thank you very much.

698
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,240
That's a single fare for Macaron.

699
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,240
There you go now, missus.

700
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,240
How are you doing here, Will?

701
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,240
You have the shooting card.

702
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,240
I don't have a bit of donatin'.

703
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,240
You have the shooting card.

704
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,240
I don't have a bit of donatin'.

705
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,240
You have the shooting card.

706
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,240
I don't have a bit of donatin' here.

707
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,240
That's mine.

708
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,240
You have the shooting card.

709
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,240
You have the shooting card.

710
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,240
You have the shooting card.

711
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,240
What we can do now is close these doors.

712
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,240
I don't have a bit of donatin'.

713
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,240
And we're away with this.

714
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,240
Ben Bulben.

715
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:28,240
Wow.

716
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,240
It's a moving gesture.

717
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:34,240
Because I'm very moved by that now, Ben Bulben.

718
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,240
Thank you very much.

719
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,240
I'm literally moving around the screen.

720
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:42,240
Just a bit of a joke there, Ben.

721
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,240
Thank you for that.

722
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,240
And Christie.

723
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,240
You have the situation.

724
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,240
You have the situation.

725
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,240
You have the situation.

726
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,240
How are you getting that?

727
00:36:54,240 --> 00:37:00,240
That was some awful football from the Japanese lads over in Yokohama.

728
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,240
Nine penalties missed in a row.

729
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,240
Can you believe that?

730
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:06,240
You have the situation.

731
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,020
Dio, thank you very much Dio.

732
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,620
We've got another passenger with the music again now.

733
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,320
It's an absolute travesty, a disgrace.

734
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:21,820
And quite frankly, if I had the power to chuck them off the bus, I would, but I don't.

735
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,020
You cannot do that.

736
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,700
You need to get other people in.

737
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,920
Shkipi, thank you.

738
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,280
Hey!

739
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,480
Good man.

740
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,320
And I'll be checking for scum down here as well.

741
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,240
In a bit, so.

742
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:39,660
Keep yourselves to yourselves.

743
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:43,480
And no funny business.

744
00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:52,240
Shkipi, thank you very much, Shkipi.

745
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:55,720
I hope you're getting on okay in your way.

746
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,960
If it's okay with you.

747
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,640
Oh yeah.

748
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,920
Can you please say hello to Rosie?

749
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,140
Who loves your show, Galad.

750
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,800
From Ben Balbin.

751
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,580
Thank you very much, Polish Samuel.

752
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:14,820
Samuel Bet.

753
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,860
A big shout out to Rosie.

754
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,220
How you getting on, Rosie?

755
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:20,600
Well.

756
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,180
I'm still got the hazards on.

757
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:27,180
I've still got the hazards on.

758
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:29,220
I don't know if it's a donat'n.

759
00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:32,680
I don't know if it's a donat'n, yeah.

760
00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:33,860
Spice.

761
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,540
It's my spice bag.

762
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:36,880
Thank you very much, spice bag.

763
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:40,660
Lovely stuff.

764
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,120
Lovely stuff.

765
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,180
Stand here.

766
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:45,180
The doors are open.

767
00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:47,560
Look who it is.

768
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,280
The purple onion.

769
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,160
Huh?

770
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,340
She's gone.

771
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,780
The purple onion.

772
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,680
What the hell is it, look?

773
00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:58,140
The purple onion sister.

774
00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,020
The beige onion.

775
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,140
We don't have a graphic for you.

776
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,020
Can I say a big thank you to Owen Murphy?

777
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:09,780
There.

778
00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,240
I don't have a bit of donat'n.

779
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,140
Jizzy Jeff.

780
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,700
I don't have a bit of donat'n, yeah.

781
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,220
That's mighty.

782
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:16,820
That's mighty.

783
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,340
That's awful mighty.

784
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,600
One euro back to the beige onion.

785
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,540
What's the story with you?

786
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,280
Are you well?

787
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:26,600
No.

788
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:28,180
Regularis.

789
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:29,580
And a winner.

790
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,240
I don't have a bit of donat'n.

791
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,740
I don't have a bit of donat'n, yeah.

792
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,140
Far, far, done.

793
00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:37,200
I don't have a bit of donat'n, yeah.

794
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,640
Thank you very much.

795
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:45,220
I love watching how you do your job, Tom.

796
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,260
Your hard work is testament to your upbringing.

797
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,220
You take responsibility for your actions.

798
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,300
I don't have a bit of donat'n.

799
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,160
Cara Castle, thank you very much.

800
00:39:56,700 --> 00:40:00,080
You take responsibility for your actions, which is commendable.

801
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:06,060
If only the man who fouled up the koala's trench bot could own up to his evil axe and exonerate me.

802
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:08,600
Well, I don't know what that's about.

803
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,100
But it doesn't sound good to me.

804
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,680
Koala's in transportation.

805
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,900
Something happened to them or something.

806
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:20,040
That's not good.

807
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:20,040
That's not good.

808
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,940
Thanks for...

809
00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:24,180
Thank you very much for your tip.

810
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,820
Any crack with you?

811
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,280
Any scandal, no?

812
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,800
Any scandal up the town?

813
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,540
Fuck all happening up the town tonight, anyways.

814
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,040
There's not many about.

815
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,240
There's not many about.

816
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:49,220
There's a couple of lads going playing pool up in the Wolf.

817
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,300
That's about it.

818
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:55,240
There's a band down in the Wolf.

819
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,540
Jeremy Jackson's funky spoker.

820
00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:06,500
And he's going to be playing all night long.

821
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,320
He only does...

822
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,320
He does night sets.

823
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:10,340
He doesn't do anything else.

824
00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:13,360
This fucking Lule.

825
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,460
Hey!

826
00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:19,600
Go on!

827
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,260
There's people trying to get on the bus here.

828
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,000
There's three lads.

829
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:24,900
Triplets.

830
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:25,860
Three amigos.

831
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:26,540
Three brothers.

832
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:27,920
They want to get on the bus.

833
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,400
The purple onion's going.

834
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:36,140
See you later.

835
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:41,980
Now.

836
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,600
We've got more than three brothers.

837
00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:46,460
We've got...

838
00:41:46,460 --> 00:41:48,220
We've got a four ball going.

839
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,360
We've got a four ball.

840
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,700
There's three of them here at the front.

841
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,260
And we've got another one at the back here.

842
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,600
We'll let the lad in at the back go on first.

843
00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,260
Because, hey...

844
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:01,780
Let's get that out the way.

845
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:04,420
Stand clear.

846
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,640
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

847
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,200
Stand clear.

848
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,480
Wheelchair access ramp activated.

849
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,640
Stand clear.

850
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,060
Wheelchair access ramp deactivated.

851
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:18,900
That's amazing.

852
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,900
Great technology as well.

853
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,400
It's the Mercedes bus.

854
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:23,920
It's the Mercedes.

855
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:24,740
You cannot beat it.

856
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,800
It's quality.

857
00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:29,160
It's German made.

858
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,580
I like the seat rubber.

859
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,480
But, I mean, I love the Mercedes.

860
00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:36,200
Steph, thank you very much.

861
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,800
I hope you're keeping...

862
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,900
I hope you're keeping well.

863
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,400
And that you're having a lovely Sunday evening.

864
00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:47,380
And...

865
00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:50,480
The rest of the week is a powerful, powerful week.

866
00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:54,280
That yields many untold prophecies.

867
00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:57,280
Anto Quinn.

868
00:42:57,540 --> 00:42:58,840
Thank you very much, Anto Quinn.

869
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,940
Very kind of you.

870
00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,240
And I hope you're having...

871
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:02,240
And I hope you're having...

872
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,240
A lovely...

873
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:03,700
A lovely...

874
00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:04,760
A lovely evening.

875
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:07,240
Now, let's get these...

876
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:07,920
Buckings on.

877
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:09,880
How are you keeping?

878
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,460
4 euros to you.

879
00:43:12,460 --> 00:43:14,680
4 euros to you.

880
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:15,420
Good man.

881
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:15,460
Good man.

882
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:15,460
Good man.

883
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:16,460
Good man.

884
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,460
The OH.

885
00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,320
Thank you very much to the OH there.

886
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,960
Sorry if it's a bit loud now, the...

887
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,000
Volume.

888
00:43:24,580 --> 00:43:25,700
Get this book in on now.

889
00:43:27,140 --> 00:43:28,400
Regular and a 2, sir.

890
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,960
And that'll be 2 euro.

891
00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:31,100
1240, please.

892
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:32,860
Thank you.

893
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:32,940
Thank you.

894
00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,840
I don't have to be so donat.

895
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,180
Thank you very much.

896
00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:41,680
The guard took my CBD.

897
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:41,920
Staying clear.

898
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,100
The doors are closing.

899
00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:46,220
Staying clear.

900
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,380
The doors are closing.

901
00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:48,620
Thank you very much.

902
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,820
I hope you're doing well.

903
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:50,980
And that you're getting...

904
00:43:50,980 --> 00:43:51,640
You're on the mend.

905
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,800
Are you doing a bit of donat?

906
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:55,700
That you're getting...

907
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:56,880
You're on the mend.

908
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,340
Because...

909
00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,100
Are you doing a bit of donat?

910
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:58,420
Yeah.

911
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,500
You said the last day now.

912
00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:02,040
That you were in the hospital.

913
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:02,720
That's not nice.

914
00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:04,900
The purple Ivan.

915
00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:06,440
Thank you very much.

916
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:07,520
And Amanda as well.

917
00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:08,820
You're all...

918
00:44:08,820 --> 00:44:09,960
You're all very kind now.

919
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,740
The kindness has shown now tonight.

920
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,580
Are you doing a bit of donat?

921
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:17,080
You're all buying your tickets in advance.

922
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:17,640
Which is great.

923
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,660
That helps...

924
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:21,660
A hell of a lot.

925
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,680
Because I don't want to be...

926
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,320
Seeing people scanning their leap cards.

927
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,820
And having to chase fairs.

928
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:28,420
People trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

929
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:28,860
Like you know.

930
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:29,420
Staying clear.

931
00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:30,480
The doors are opening.

932
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:33,440
Staying clear.

933
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,680
The doors are opening.

934
00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:37,220
How are you?

935
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:41,580
Polish beckers.

936
00:44:41,660 --> 00:44:42,440
Thank you very much.

937
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,220
Bitter Polish beckers.

938
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,040
620 please.

939
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:49,040
620 please.

940
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:49,680
My beckers.

941
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:50,740
Thank you very much.

942
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,040
Starlin.

943
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,920
2 4.

944
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:54,340
6 8 10.

945
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,380
And a 2 sir.

946
00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,520
How are you getting on green jump?

947
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:00,780
How are you getting on green jump?

948
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:01,780
Here you all burn.

949
00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:03,080
How are you?

950
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:04,240
Thank you very much.

951
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,360
Everybody on.

952
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:06,680
Staying clear.

953
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,840
The doors are closing.

954
00:45:10,100 --> 00:45:10,940
Staying clear.

955
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:12,140
The doors are closing.

956
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,500
See that there?

957
00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:13,980
Groys.

958
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,300
Building better walls.

959
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,120
They're springing up.

960
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,320
They're going up.

961
00:45:17,660 --> 00:45:18,060
Groys.

962
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,920
They're employing a load of people now.

963
00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:22,060
Universe donating.

964
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:22,480
Yeah.

965
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,180
Chinese rules.

966
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:25,140
Thank you very much.

967
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:29,780
Thank you very much.

968
00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:30,480
Chinese rules.

969
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:38,700
Yep.

970
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:39,780
It's great for me.

971
00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:40,980
It works out well for me.

972
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,060
Nice CRV here now.

973
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:45,420
Honda make great cars.

974
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,320
The Japanese cars are the best.

975
00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,660
I like the Suzuki's as well.

976
00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:57,020
And I have an old Vitara in the shit out the back.

977
00:45:57,540 --> 00:45:58,760
It's fucked by the mean.

978
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:01,640
It'll only.

979
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,260
I know that it'll only cashed.

980
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,640
150 euro.

981
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,800
To get that back on the road like new again.

982
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,060
Because it's only minimal shit that needs to do it.

983
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,300
And even then.

984
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,500
You can buy the parts for a Vitara very very easily.

985
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,400
Sure there's a penny out here.

986
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,220
A lot of scrappage.

987
00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:24,800
People not driving them now.

988
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,860
They're trading up.

989
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,300
So you can get a lot of good parts.

990
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Scrappage parts as well.

991
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:28,880
Like you know.

992
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,040
It's the job.

993
00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:36,660
Shinzo Abbey.

994
00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:37,520
Thank you very much.

995
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,160
Shinzo Abbey.

996
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,400
Downtown Abbey.

997
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,300
Downtown Abbey.

998
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,920
440 and 160 back to you sir.

999
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:49,880
Thank you very much.

1000
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,820
How are you getting on Mrs. Ewell?

1001
00:46:52,820 --> 00:46:54,400
Are you doing a bit of a donation?

1002
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:54,400
Are you doing a bit of a donation?

1003
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:54,680
Are you doing a bit of a donation?

1004
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,680
The news.

1005
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:57,340
Are you doing a bit of a donation?

1006
00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:59,920
The news on the street is that Barry still loves Ellen.

1007
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,040
And we're saying thank you to those guys.

1008
00:47:04,620 --> 00:47:07,080
Hopefully Ellen can see it in her heart to get back to Barry.

1009
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1010
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1011
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1012
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1013
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1014
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1015
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1016
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1017
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1018
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1019
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1020
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1021
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,040
How are you doing a bit of a donation?

1022
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,360
Well, you appreciate the honesty, Corbin.

1023
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,840
I know that you appreciate that.

1024
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,060
So I will tell you that.

1025
00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:31,420
Man needs seven hours.

1026
00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:33,820
Okay.

1027
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,480
How are you getting that?

1028
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,980
Single and a senior fare for you, sir.

1029
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:44,180
And that's a one-er.

1030
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,560
Thank you very much.

1031
00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:48,380
That will be one euro 80, please, Corbin.

1032
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:48,920
Thank you.

1033
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,820
20 cents back to you.

1034
00:47:52,820 --> 00:47:54,980
Don't go spending it all at once.

1035
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:56,340
Eh?

1036
00:47:58,500 --> 00:47:59,260
Go man yourself.

1037
00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:01,720
Go man yourself.

1038
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:02,920
How are you getting that?

1039
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:05,200
Some buck.

1040
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:10,160
Some buck for the communism.

1041
00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:15,420
But who's to say the communism was the bad stuff like, you know?

1042
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,940
It could have worked out okay.

1043
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:21,480
Or could it.

1044
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,420
Is capitalism the better system like, you know?

1045
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,280
It's nice to be able to go out and buy a pair of shoes.

1046
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:36,100
Do you know if you want to get a pair of shoes like this?

1047
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,360
See now.

1048
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,520
You got these going on.

1049
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:40,740
But.

1050
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:43,760
This is cap.

1051
00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:45,240
This is what capitalism is.

1052
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:47,820
Do you know?

1053
00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,220
Do you want to see what communism is?

1054
00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:50,900
I'll show you.

1055
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:57,060
That's communism.

1056
00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:57,080
That's communism.

1057
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:02,060
So it's probably a good thing that we went the other way.

1058
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,480
How are you getting that?

1059
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:13,480
How are you getting that?

1060
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:13,480
How are you getting that?

1061
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,400
You know, you've got a nice comfy bed.

1062
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:19,440
Lovely soft pillows.

1063
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:19,860
Goose.

1064
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:20,380
Goose.

1065
00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:20,820
Goose.

1066
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:24,980
If you're lucky, you've got a bit of goose down.

1067
00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:28,300
And you know what?

1068
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:28,900
If you're unlucky.

1069
00:49:29,860 --> 00:49:30,800
You've got even better.

1070
00:49:31,060 --> 00:49:32,140
You've got synthetic done.

1071
00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:33,280
Which is just as good.

1072
00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:37,520
How are you getting that?

1073
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,480
Huh?

1074
00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:41,760
Isn't that mighty?

1075
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,880
Isn't that the way things are meant to be?

1076
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,020
I think so.

1077
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:53,920
But the problem there though then is that.

1078
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,380
You have it unrestricted.

1079
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:56,900
You know that.

1080
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,520
There's a big gap then between the rich.

1081
00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:00,840
The rich lads at the top.

1082
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,420
And the lads at the bottom of the tree then.

1083
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:06,660
Trying to just eat leaves and stuff.

1084
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:06,940
You know.

1085
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,820
The lads at the top are eating steaks.

1086
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:12,960
And live cow sacrifices.

1087
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:14,080
A bohemian grove.

1088
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,380
All manner of strange symbolism.

1089
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:24,120
What can you do?

1090
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,640
You can't do anything about it.

1091
00:50:25,820 --> 00:50:26,080
You know.

1092
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,220
That's just the way it is.

1093
00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:30,420
Adam Cam.

1094
00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:31,860
Thank you very much Adam Cam.

1095
00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:35,020
Thank you very much.

1096
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,140
Very kind of you.

1097
00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:38,840
And I hope that you're getting on okay.

1098
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:43,560
And trying to read some of your messages here.

1099
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:44,540
Can't see.

1100
00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:51,220
Can you give a rest in peace to dirty Anto?

1101
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,820
I don't know who he is but.

1102
00:50:55,540 --> 00:50:57,320
I hope you're okay Anto.

1103
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,000
I hope you're okay.

1104
00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:03,760
Thank you very much as well.

1105
00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:04,860
I love Raven there.

1106
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,640
That's very kind of you.

1107
00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:05,900
Now.

1108
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:06,940
Who's this Pucky?

1109
00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:08,540
How are you doing?

1110
00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:08,540
How are you doing?

1111
00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:09,040
Blue suit.

1112
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:09,640
What's the story?

1113
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,780
Are you doing a busy donating?

1114
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,860
You're going working?

1115
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,000
Are you doing a busy donating?

1116
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:15,380
Yeah.

1117
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,660
Are you going to see Alana?

1118
00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:16,920
I'm fine.

1119
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,460
Apparently she's a cracker.

1120
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,340
Apparently she's a cracker.

1121
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,400
That's what the world on the street is anyway.

1122
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:30,340
Thank you very much Alana.

1123
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:32,720
Are you doing a busy donating?

1124
00:51:34,900 --> 00:51:36,000
Are you doing a busy donating?

1125
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:36,440
Yeah.

1126
00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:37,400
No matter what team you are.

1127
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:38,940
You need a small bit of luck as well.

1128
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,000
And we didn't get that today.

1129
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,580
Small bit of luck.

1130
00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:41,240
Chinese rules.

1131
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:41,640
Thank you.

1132
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:44,220
There's a lot of games to play in this division yet.

1133
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,380
We look forward to them.

1134
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,740
We take what we can from today.

1135
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,540
We take whatever positives that we can from today.

1136
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:49,960
Yeah.

1137
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:51,240
Move on.

1138
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,140
Move on.

1139
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:00,860
Puyol.

1140
00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:01,860
Carol asked Puyol.

1141
00:52:01,980 --> 00:52:02,700
Thank you very much.

1142
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,840
Nice bit of door creakage there.

1143
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:10,220
Results are going.

1144
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:11,500
And also.

1145
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,000
That door creak sound effect.

1146
00:52:14,380 --> 00:52:14,860
Was great.

1147
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:15,880
Great foley work.

1148
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:22,460
King of the tungsten.

1149
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,280
Thank you very much.

1150
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,500
It's only shite hole sport on the radio at the moment.

1151
00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:37,880
There's no tunes like you know.

1152
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:40,000
Jeff the crane.

1153
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:40,600
What's the story?

1154
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,780
I hope you're keeping well Jeff.

1155
00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:44,980
I hope you're keeping well.

1156
00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:49,520
Yeah.

1157
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:52,820
Lovely bit of foley work there.

1158
00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:53,860
A door creakage.

1159
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,420
Back in that thing then.

1160
00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,040
No shoes on the carpet.

1161
00:52:59,220 --> 00:52:59,900
Thank you very much.

1162
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,900
Just another day in paradise.

1163
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:07,800
Oh.

1164
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,020
Think twice.

1165
00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:13,480
Cause it's you and me baby.

1166
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,180
In paradise.

1167
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,080
What's the story?

1168
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,660
I was donating.

1169
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:19,860
John the goblin.

1170
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:20,320
How are you?

1171
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,060
I was donating.

1172
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:21,400
Yeah.

1173
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,860
St. John the goblin.

1174
00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:26,260
And other biblical tales.

1175
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,300
It's a sad old tale that John the goblin.

1176
00:53:29,860 --> 00:53:30,960
St. John the goblin.

1177
00:53:33,260 --> 00:53:34,300
He went with the devil.

1178
00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:36,200
He sided with the devil and he turned into a goblin.

1179
00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:38,520
Isn't that the crack?

1180
00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,140
He started off a saint.

1181
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,660
And ended up as a goblin.

1182
00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:43,920
That's what happens.

1183
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,200
That's what happens when you go the way of the devil.

1184
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:48,800
He'll take you.

1185
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,560
He'll take you.

1186
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,240
He'll break you.

1187
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,700
Oh the devil.

1188
00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:54,100
Oh the devil might make you.

1189
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,340
But you could be sure as hell.

1190
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:57,320
He'll break you.

1191
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,700
That's what I always say now.

1192
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:00,800
If you want to sell your soul.

1193
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,200
Go ahead and sell your soul to the devil.

1194
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,300
But he'll be coming back looking for dividends later on in life.

1195
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:09,920
Knocking on your door.

1196
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:13,200
Go and come out.

1197
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:14,720
The devil.

1198
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,080
Have you any euros for me?

1199
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,480
Have you enough euros there for a fucking can of beer?

1200
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,340
And then you have to just keep on giving him euros.

1201
00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,220
Because the devil.

1202
00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:27,340
He's got you then.

1203
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:27,800
Like you know.

1204
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,540
He's got you.

1205
00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:30,380
And you've got him.

1206
00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:32,100
But.

1207
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,860
If it was worth selling your soul for then.

1208
00:54:34,940 --> 00:54:35,340
Maybe it.

1209
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:36,980
Maybe it all panned out okay.

1210
00:54:36,980 --> 00:54:37,840
Okay like you know.

1211
00:54:39,340 --> 00:54:40,560
It's not for me to say.

1212
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:41,840
Maybe you get.

1213
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,400
Maybe you're getting unwell with the devil.

1214
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:46,480
Maybe.

1215
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,840
Maybe you are the devil.

1216
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:50,640
You.

1217
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:54,740
Are Beelzebub.

1218
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,640
How are you getting that?

1219
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,600
I'm only messing there.

1220
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,240
You're not the devil.

1221
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,480
You are not the devil.

1222
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,600
Now greatness square everybody.

1223
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:12,900
Greinness square.

1224
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,140
Give me the knife.

1225
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:20,360
Stand here.

1226
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,540
The doors are open.

1227
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:24,380
Chipolina.

1228
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:25,540
Yeah.

1229
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,500
Thank you very much.

1230
00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:26,980
Chipolina.

1231
00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:28,240
That's very kind of you.

1232
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,280
I hope you're keeping well.

1233
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:29,280
I hope you're keeping well.

1234
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,000
And that you're having a lovely week.

1235
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:31,480
End.

1236
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:32,600
And that's.

1237
00:55:32,860 --> 00:55:33,400
Don't worry.

1238
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,420
Because the end of the weekend.

1239
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,720
Is not the fucking end of.

1240
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,280
Life as we know it.

1241
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,500
The weekend will be back.

1242
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,680
Back with a bang next week.

1243
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,860
Are you doing a business donating?

1244
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,120
Five days away.

1245
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,220
Are you doing a business donating?

1246
00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:46,540
Yeah.

1247
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:47,060
Hey.

1248
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,000
Big red.

1249
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:48,080
Big red.

1250
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:48,520
Big red.

1251
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:48,820
Burmo.

1252
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:49,440
Thank you very much.

1253
00:55:49,860 --> 00:55:50,300
Did you get this?

1254
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,260
Did you hear that?

1255
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,160
Might be the end of the weekend.

1256
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:56,200
Should the weekend's going to be back again.

1257
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,060
And it's going to take less than a week.

1258
00:55:58,560 --> 00:55:59,380
Back in five days.

1259
00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:03,940
Are you doing a business donating?

1260
00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:07,240
Are you doing a business donating?

1261
00:56:07,340 --> 00:56:07,540
Yeah.

1262
00:56:08,260 --> 00:56:08,540
Beat.

1263
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:09,060
That's my.

1264
00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:09,700
Beatly.

1265
00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:10,620
Thank you very much.

1266
00:56:10,620 --> 00:56:10,820
Beat.

1267
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:12,800
Very kind.

1268
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,000
Yeah.

1269
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,260
I hope you're keeping well.

1270
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,380
Thank you very much.

1271
00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:20,860
No.

1272
00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:22,780
This laddie needs to get off.

1273
00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:23,340
We'll let him off.

1274
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,240
Sorry about that, sir.

1275
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:24,940
Are you doing a business donating?

1276
00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:26,940
No.

1277
00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:29,340
Sheno.

1278
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:30,000
How are you?

1279
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:31,620
I hope you're doing well, buddy.

1280
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,160
Thank you very much.

1281
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,220
This laddie needs to get off.

1282
00:56:35,260 --> 00:56:36,960
Hopefully, this is his stop.

1283
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:41,680
And we didn't keep him on past his original destination.

1284
00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:43,960
Sure.

1285
00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:44,860
I don't even know if.

1286
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:47,180
Viva la revolution.

1287
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:47,700
Thank you.

1288
00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:48,220
Thank you.

1289
00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:53,340
I don't even know if this bucking on the bus here now needs to get off here.

1290
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,380
Could have been another stop.

1291
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:55,900
Fuck it.

1292
00:56:58,660 --> 00:56:59,480
How are you getting that?

1293
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:00,460
It'll be grand.

1294
00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:03,640
Stand clear.

1295
00:57:04,100 --> 00:57:05,340
Wheelchair access ramp.

1296
00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:05,960
Activate.

1297
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,400
Stand clear.

1298
00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:09,060
Wheelchair access ramp.

1299
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:09,700
Activate.

1300
00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:10,500
Yeah.

1301
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:10,560
Yeah.

1302
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,100
That might not be.

1303
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:12,680
Thank you.

1304
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:14,340
Thank you.

1305
00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:15,140
Thank you.

1306
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,660
Tommy Schluck Sr. and Peck.

1307
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:21,260
Peck.

1308
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:22,420
Thank you very much, Peck.

1309
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,480
Peck.

1310
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,480
Well, that's fantastic news now.

1311
00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:27,940
We've really done it.

1312
00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:29,640
We've done the end of that route.

1313
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:35,440
Peck loves Halo.

1314
00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:37,280
Thank you very much, Peck loves Halo.

1315
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,560
Thank you very much.

1316
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,560
Hope you're doing well.

1317
00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:43,920
And that is us.

1318
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:44,640
I don't think anybody...

1319
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,620
Oh, we might bring her back to the garage.

1320
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:48,860
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1321
00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,480
I'm in a good mood now.

1322
00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:51,800
I like to leave the bus back in...

1323
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:52,580
Don't be a bit of donating, yeah.

1324
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,080
That's mine.

1325
00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:54,660
Tin's a little.

1326
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,300
Thank you very much.

1327
00:57:55,380 --> 00:57:57,080
And in a good state.

1328
00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:59,640
Like, you know, the way that we found the bus when we got...

1329
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,580
Awful shame about that mud...

1330
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:03,080
The...

1331
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,160
That that got...

1332
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,620
Fucking done in by my bus.

1333
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,260
When we were trying to drive her in there earlier on...

1334
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,220
We were trying to park her up after the first route.

1335
00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:16,260
We...

1336
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:20,200
Well, we flattened some...

1337
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:21,700
Some poor fucker, like, you know.

1338
00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:28,940
Yeah.

1339
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,140
It's a fucking...

1340
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:30,520
It's a shame.

1341
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:31,440
It's a shame.

1342
00:58:31,740 --> 00:58:32,520
It's a shame, but...

1343
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,660
These things do happen.

1344
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,360
How are you getting that?

1345
00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:40,600
Now.

1346
00:58:40,600 --> 00:59:01,060
You have completed the rules.

1347
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:03,580
Oh.

1348
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:04,800
Fucking...

1349
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,320
Here's a pillar.

1350
00:59:07,740 --> 00:59:08,260
500...

1351
00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:08,980
Euro...

1352
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:09,700
Fair...

1353
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:10,260
Fine.

1354
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:11,720
500 euro...

1355
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:12,800
Fee.

1356
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:13,540
Should I say.

1357
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,420
For repairing that.

1358
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:16,600
Stinker.

1359
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,780
It's not nice when you've got a...

1360
00:59:19,780 --> 00:59:21,020
You had a great little run.

1361
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,300
And then at the end there's a little stinker at the end of it.

1362
00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:26,260
Ruins it.

1363
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,200
Takes the...

1364
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,180
Takes the fun out.

1365
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:29,300
What can you do?

1366
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,100
How are you getting that?

1367
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:31,440
Oh, no.

1368
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:32,640
And we'll turn that.

1369
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,220
Turn that.

1370
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,560
Oh, we'll open those doors.

1371
00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:38,060
Yeah.

1372
00:59:38,860 --> 00:59:39,820
And we'll turn that.

1373
00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:41,920
Turn that off.

1374
00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:43,180
That's great stuff.

1375
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:46,240
We'll have a quick little look over here.

1376
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,780
Make sure there's nothing being left behind.

1377
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:51,520
Nobody's being left on the bus.

1378
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,280
No...

1379
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,360
Push chair.

1380
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,000
No nothing.

1381
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,260
No wrappers.

1382
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,040
No rubbish.

1383
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:01,500
And also no bombs or weapons of mass destruction because...

1384
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:06,220
That's part and parcel of public transport these days.

1385
01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:08,540
You have to do a bomb check at the end of the day as well.

1386
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:09,860
Which is a shame.

1387
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,100
But...

1388
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,560
It's just the way things are now.

1389
01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:15,740
That's the way things are.

1390
01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,800
I'm thinking about getting an old bomb vest for myself.

1391
01:00:22,580 --> 01:00:23,200
That...

1392
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:23,940
We done that now?

1393
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:24,500
We're done.

1394
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:24,820
We're done.

1395
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:25,740
That's great stuff.

1396
01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:29,140
Not an actual exploding vest, but...

1397
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:33,060
Something that just provides a little bit of protection.

1398
01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:34,580
Do you know?

1399
01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:35,580
A little bit of flack.

1400
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:36,680
That...

1401
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,120
If there's any...

1402
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,040
In America, you get the flack jackets.

1403
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,400
Bulletproof vest.

1404
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,680
Any rubbish like that, you can fucking...

1405
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,680
You're like a walking...

1406
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:50,400
Bomb...

1407
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:51,060
Bomb man.

1408
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,140
Do you know that Hart Locker film?

1409
01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:55,820
The fellow who dresses up in the bomb thing.

1410
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,160
He's like a bomb.

1411
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,580
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1412
01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:03,300
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1413
01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:06,120
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1414
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,900
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1415
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,640
Heading to the roundabout, he's hitting it nice.

1416
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,460
Take the second left turn, he's driving it nice.

1417
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:17,220
Singles at the right turn, driving it nice.

1418
01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:20,040
Singles at the left turn, driving it nice.

1419
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,660
Schluck air, hoes up through your towel.

1420
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:24,820
What's the story?

1421
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:25,660
Don't frown.

1422
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:27,740
Have you got the right change?

1423
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,020
If you do, get on the bus.

1424
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,400
We're gonna go around the roundabout alive with you.

1425
01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:35,220
Check out the new logo that we got.

1426
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,520
Spray painted on.

1427
01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:39,360
And it's looking quite cool.

1428
01:01:39,780 --> 01:01:40,700
Spray paint is good.

1429
01:01:41,060 --> 01:01:42,000
It looks legit.

1430
01:01:42,420 --> 01:01:43,460
The spray paint will help.

1431
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:58,480
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

1432
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,380
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

1433
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:06,480
I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions.

1434
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:15,780
Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem.

1435
01:02:15,780 --> 01:02:21,720
Jerusalem, Jerusalem.

1436
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:38,720
Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Jerusalem.

1437
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:55,520
La donna è mobile. Qual più malvento muta da cento e di pensiero. La donna è mobile.

1438
01:02:56,320 --> 01:03:06,600
Whether you're not arsed cooking or you just want to impress the bird, I whip out none other than a Canzino's.

1439
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:11,200
Whisper it into her ear, actually. Canzino's. Stone-baked sourdough.

1440
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:16,200
We won a Popper Award, so... Remember who you're playing with, yeah?

1441
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:30,200
Vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan, vatongan.

1442
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,200
How you gettin' on?

1443
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,200
How you gettin' on, Ewell?

1444
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:40,080
And we're gonna print there now on a two euro back to ya. Good woman yourself.

1445
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:44,080
Little schlep of coffee and I'll be on my way. I'll be grand.

1446
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,080
Oh yeah.

1447
01:03:54,080 --> 01:04:06,080
Someone's saying Gulag there. Is there a bit of Gulagin' goin' on, is there? Is Barbie back again? No way.

1448
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:23,080
Who, who was, who was, erm... Alright, Adamant. Adamant. Adamant. Okay. I can't see Barbie. I can't see... Lookit. I cannot be spendin' all day on the Gulags.

1449
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:38,080
But any, anyone... Okay, it's the right one, it's the right one, it's the right one. Sorry about that.

1450
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:47,080
No. It's the lady back, back here, look. She doesn't know what to do.

1451
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:48,080
I'll get...

1452
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:49,080
Fucking hell.

1453
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:55,080
Can you move out the way of the door, please? You're blocking the door.

1454
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,080
Thank you.

1455
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,080
No.

1456
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,080
Absolutely vertangin' after that.

1457
01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:35,300
Nora. Thank you very much Nora. I hope you're keeping well. I hope you're doing well. Let me see now. Sorry I'm just trying to get around to your messages everyone. Trying to get around to your messages.

1458
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:48,960
Gridrain thank you very much. I'll have a look at what you've wrote there now in a minute Gridrain. You all know about the garage phone number. Start with 666.

1459
01:05:52,820 --> 01:06:03,340
Thank you Tommy. Thank you very much. Thomas Jefferson.

1460
01:06:03,340 --> 01:06:20,400
I'm thinking about heading over to Jerusalem myself now. To the Holy Land. Doing a bit of praying. Brian thank you very much Brian.

1461
01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:28,460
It's a special place because you've got the three. It's cradle of civilization. You've got.

1462
01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:38,020
The beginning of all the religions there as well. You've got the Muslims. The Judaism. And the Christianities as well.

1463
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,240
You've got pumpkin and pepper too. I'm sure they have that over there in Israel.

1464
01:06:44,620 --> 01:06:46,640
Or Palestine. Whatever you want to call it.

1465
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:49,960
Whatever way you want to cut that cabbage.

1466
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:53,260
Each to their own.

1467
01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,260
It's a bit of an owl mess out there.

1468
01:06:58,200 --> 01:06:59,640
It looks like it could be nice.

1469
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:01,100
Weather wise.

1470
01:07:01,420 --> 01:07:02,960
Schmel. Schmel. Thank you very much.

1471
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,840
It looks like it could be nice weather wise.

1472
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,320
But there could be a fucking dodgy.

1473
01:07:08,660 --> 01:07:10,420
Set up on the transport there.

1474
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:13,080
Sometimes you hear of.

1475
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,640
Fucking lunatics.

1476
01:07:15,100 --> 01:07:15,880
Mad lunatics.

1477
01:07:15,980 --> 01:07:16,880
Going on a mad one.

1478
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:20,560
Boom.

1479
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:20,680
Boom.

1480
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,880
Boom Murphy. Thank you very much.

1481
01:07:23,980 --> 01:07:24,220
Boom.

1482
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:24,300
Boom.

1483
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,180
That's very kind of you.

1484
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:28,920
Thank you very much.

1485
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,920
But I'd be interested now to see where Jesus grew up.

1486
01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:35,800
And you know the street where he lived.

1487
01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:36,500
And where he played.

1488
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:37,280
And all that kind of stuff.

1489
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,080
Where he went to school.

1490
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,120
Paul Gogarty as well.

1491
01:07:43,340 --> 01:07:45,000
Deputy Stag and Paul Gogarty.

1492
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,840
I think they're mad into Judaism.

1493
01:07:50,740 --> 01:07:52,620
Or Islam.

1494
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,340
One or the other.

1495
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,560
It's all the same really isn't it.

1496
01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,720
The three religions.

1497
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,460
You've got the Christianics.

1498
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:03,420
The Christianicals.

1499
01:08:04,540 --> 01:08:06,220
You've got the Judicanicals.

1500
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:09,160
And the Musabinicals.

1501
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,360
It's all the same.

1502
01:08:12,060 --> 01:08:12,500
They're all.

1503
01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:17,080
Just different symbols on the flags or on the churches.

1504
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,000
It's not called a church.

1505
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:19,040
It's not called a church.

1506
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:20,200
There's is called a synagogue.

1507
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,020
There's is not called a synagogue.

1508
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,580
There's is called a mosque.

1509
01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:27,360
Do you know what I mean?

1510
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:29,340
All the world.

1511
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:30,240
All the world.

1512
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:31,380
Thank you very much.

1513
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,240
That's it.

1514
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:39,060
That'll be the biggest egg on their face.

1515
01:08:39,140 --> 01:08:40,060
When they get up to heaven.

1516
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:40,920
They realize that.

1517
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:41,240
Jesus.

1518
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,200
We were wasting our time fighting.

1519
01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:45,400
Because it's all the same.

1520
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,440
Sandra Joyce.

1521
01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:49,320
Thank you very much.

1522
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:50,160
Sandra Joyce.

1523
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,880
I must rejoice.

1524
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,640
Because of Sandra.

1525
01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,180
And the kind tip.

1526
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,520
Which has been bestowed upon the bus.

1527
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:01,480
Service.

1528
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:02,100
Slugger.

1529
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,700
Thank you very much.

1530
01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,000
Smell.

1531
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:11,240
But wouldn't that be.

1532
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,860
The chickens will really come home to Roche then.

1533
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,840
For the religious.

1534
01:09:17,380 --> 01:09:19,020
When they get up to the top of the deck.

1535
01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:22,160
And they realize we're all in the same basket of eggs.

1536
01:09:22,780 --> 01:09:22,960
Eh?

1537
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,300
And we are in the same basket of eggs sir.

1538
01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:29,460
Nothing.

1539
01:09:29,620 --> 01:09:31,140
There's nothing between the ears there.

1540
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,580
And I can say that no one.

1541
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:37,240
There'll be no complaint made.

1542
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:37,980
Because he's not.

1543
01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:40,060
Is he even there?

1544
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,280
How are you getting on wild buck?

1545
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,000
What's the story?

1546
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,920
Any wild tales for me?

1547
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,020
Where are you going?

1548
01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:50,580
What are you doing?

1549
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,060
What do you say?

1550
01:09:53,140 --> 01:09:53,600
What do you know?

1551
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:53,660
What do you know?

1552
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:56,600
Ah fuck all now.

1553
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,300
We were out the last night again.

1554
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,460
Went to see Mary Lally's bucket.

1555
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,620
Again for the third time.

1556
01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:02,600
Ah.

1557
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:05,300
Powerful.

1558
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:09,500
Absolutely powerful stuff.

1559
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:26,900
You do well to get yourself a ticket.

1560
01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:35,340
I was in Easton's earlier on picking up the paper.

1561
01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:39,420
And the crossword puzzle.

1562
01:10:41,420 --> 01:10:42,680
And the lad behind the tilt said.

1563
01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:44,520
They've sold out.

1564
01:10:54,600 --> 01:11:00,820
Don't say I didn't warn ya. Oh, yeah, don't say I didn't warn ya

1565
01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:08,660
No

1566
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:31,240
Big shout out to my main man stir chicken doing the business and supporting the shlug here

1567
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:39,240
From way back when even before we would even before we were doing it in the major leagues

1568
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:46,420
And the and a big shout out to to the evangelical Christianicles

1569
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:50,300
Gang of savage legends

1570
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:58,180
Savage girl look at that

1571
01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:02,360
For a brighter future shlug here

1572
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:07,880
Can somebody get this now somebody screen screen cap this now?

1573
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:11,580
Somebody get this now

1574
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:14,300
Fuck

1575
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:16,300
There we go. Oh, yeah, that's it

1576
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:24,200
Bad Pat thank you very much bad Pat

1577
01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:30,240
Thanks very much bad Pat and also a big big shout out and congratulations

1578
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:39,360
To Brad Pitt for winning his Oscar for the movie he did with Tarantino. I haven't seen it yet. I heard it was great

1579
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:43,040
But look at that for a brighter future

1580
01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,620
Shlug here and couldn't that be an advert now

1581
01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:50,440
You'd want to put some mystical music to it now

1582
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,620
Have a look here now

1583
01:12:52,620 --> 01:13:02,340
Yeah, and it is it is it it was there we go

1584
01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:05,620
No

1585
01:13:05,620 --> 01:13:30,800
Why is it fucking bother? The fan is in the way you've ruined your own in the advert?

1586
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,600
Oh, for fuck.

1587
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,900
Great, great, great, great.

1588
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:39,700
Fair enough, fair enough.

1589
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:46,780
Drive.

1590
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:48,920
Drive.

1591
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,020
Drive.

1592
01:13:51,020 --> 01:14:03,020
Drive.

1593
01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,020
Are you in there?

1594
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,380
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1595
01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:15,620
So, we'll have to do that again another time.

1596
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:17,760
Another time, because these fucking lunatics.

1597
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:19,460
Wish I could just move it.

1598
01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,720
They're moving.

1599
01:14:21,820 --> 01:14:22,520
There's a bit of movement.

1600
01:14:25,460 --> 01:14:27,600
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

1601
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,320
Now, we've a bit of time while this red truck goes.

1602
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:37,240
Schlugger.

1603
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:42,040
Sometimes, life can be hard getting from A to B.

1604
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:43,580
But you know what?

1605
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:47,360
For a brighter future, don't just bus.

1606
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:49,100
Schlug.

1607
01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:56,240
Because with over 15, I'd say about 22 different types of bus now.

1608
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,660
With over 22 different types of fleet.

1609
01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:05,480
We are there to bring you every step of your way, your journey.

1610
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,540
Whether you're going to the shops.

1611
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:10,680
Or you just want to get out the house for a spin.

1612
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,860
Or you're going, I don't know, your college.

1613
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:14,640
You've got work.

1614
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,740
Schlugger will be there for you.

1615
01:15:18,240 --> 01:15:18,600
Okay.

1616
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,520
No schmucking on the bus, please.

1617
01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:22,340
Thank you very much.

1618
01:15:29,100 --> 01:15:29,800
How are you getting that?

1619
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:30,960
I think that did it.

1620
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,760
That was a great little advert now.

1621
01:15:33,220 --> 01:15:34,700
We might be able to rework that.

1622
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:39,140
Might send that in to someone now who's got a bit of skill.

1623
01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:42,680
To be able to put the polish on that, you know.

1624
01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,920
Get it onto the World Wide Web or something.

1625
01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:57,460
yeah for a brighter future i i think i forgot the line i forgot the tagline

1626
01:15:57,460 --> 01:16:01,700
for a for a brighter future slugger

1627
01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:10,020
the is this not doing get out the way come on

1628
01:16:18,260 --> 01:16:39,380
now everybody stock stocker square stocker square everybody thank you sad thank you very much

1629
01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:45,620
there we go great stuff

1630
01:16:46,500 --> 01:17:03,500
Penny tunes. Lovely. Sad, thank you very much, Sad.

1631
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:33,500
The Green Mercy Banks of the Rhee. Shaskin. Knock na gaul. In fairness to Johnny, thank you very much, Sad.

1632
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:57,500
That's the stuff. That's what we came for. South Spork now, South Spork. No one gettin' an.

1633
01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:04,500
North Spork next. North Spork next. That's it now. Didn't flash.

1634
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:11,500
Scumbag. Thank you.

1635
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:18,500
North Spork next. That's it now. Didn't flash. Scumbag.

1636
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,000
No.

1637
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,200
Didn't flash.

1638
01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:29,380
Scumbag.

1639
01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:47,500
Thank you very much.

1640
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:49,500
How are you getting that?

1641
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:55,500
Thank you very much, Tenchbatter. How are you purple? What's the story? Any crack?

1642
01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:06,500
Now we get this senior, single senior. And then a one for you. How are you doing, miss? You well.

1643
01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:16,500
And then a regular and a two. Good woman yourself. And then two. And there you go. There you go. Thank you. Thank you.

1644
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,500
Thank you. Thank you.

1645
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:24,500
But I'm thinking of going down to the wailing wall over in Jerusalem. Doing a bit of wailing.

1646
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:41,500
I think you're meant to just go down to it and start fucking crying and mourning and wailing and just giving out shit into the wall. I think, I believe that's what you do there. And then you're cleansed then or something.

1647
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,500
And then you're...

1648
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,500
You're free to the day free then.

1649
01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:51,500
You're free to mill around Jerusalem. Maybe go and watch a bit of football or something.

1650
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:55,500
I wonder do they have Sky Sports out there in Jerusalem.

1651
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:59,500
I wonder do they have Sky Sports out there in Jerusalem.

1652
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:04,500
A bit of Champions League on now. The week that's in it.

1653
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1654
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:07,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1655
01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1656
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:09,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1657
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1658
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1659
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:12,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1660
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:13,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1661
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:14,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1662
01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:15,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1663
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1664
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:17,500
I wonder if you're going to be in it.

1665
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:20,500
How are you getting on, Onion? What's the story?

1666
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,500
There's one place, I tell you.

1667
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:29,500
One place you do not want to be going at the moment.

1668
01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:31,500
Is Wuhan.

1669
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:36,500
It's on lockdown. The whole place is on lockdown.

1670
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:43,500
It's madness.

1671
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:45,500
There's a coronavirus century.

1672
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:49,500
And they've put a lot of people in quarantine.

1673
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:52,500
They've put some fella in a balloon.

1674
01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:57,500
Because he's too much of a liability to have around Wuhan.

1675
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,500
They stuck him into a balloon.

1676
01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:02,500
And then they let it go into the sky.

1677
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:04,500
But it's still attached to a string.

1678
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,500
So he won't fly away.

1679
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:08,500
But he is.

1680
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:11,500
He's safe from infecting other people.

1681
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,500
Do you see what I mean?

1682
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:15,500
There's a bit of thinking behind the madness.

1683
01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,500
And um...

1684
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:20,500
He's not going to hurt anyone in there in that balloon.

1685
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,500
And if he...

1686
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,500
Stand clear. The doors are open.

1687
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,500
If he fucking does there will be trouble.

1688
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:25,500
Stand clear. The doors are open.

1689
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:26,500
How are you getting on?

1690
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:36,500
Great route. Another great route. Fantastic route with no badness.

1691
01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,500
Do you know there was nothing negative about it.

1692
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:44,500
There was no shite stapping. There was no wing mirror clipping.

1693
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,500
There was no human steam rolling.

1694
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,500
It was just great great busing.

1695
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:57,500
It was just pure bus.

1696
01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:02,500
Just the bus please. Hold the onions.

1697
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:05,500
No... none of your fancy stuff.

1698
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,500
None of your fancy bus.

1699
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,500
And look at that.

1700
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,500
Who's that?

1701
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,500
Who's that cavalier there on the back?

1702
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:21,500
Huh?

1703
01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,500
Who's that pretty... who's that pretty face?

1704
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:39,500
How you getting on?

1705
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,500
Ah, it's myself. It's myself.

1706
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:53,500
Now, ignition. Take that out there. Do that.

1707
01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:55,500
A quick scour.

1708
01:22:57,500 --> 01:22:59,500
A quick little scour to see if there's been any...

1709
01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:02,500
Bobby Blasters leaving any presents down the back.

1710
01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:06,500
Nothing. Nothing at all.

1711
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,500
And that's a clean bus.

1712
01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,500
Very clean bus.

1713
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,500
Beautiful.

1714
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,500
Really nice.

1715
01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:20,500
Really, really nice.

1716
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:21,500
Really happy with that.

1717
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:23,500
It's a great bit of a bus.

1718
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:25,500
It's fantastic.

1719
01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:32,500
Third place, Getafe visited Barcelona in the Nou Camp on Saturday.

1720
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:37,500
And the first little shock came from Messi.

1721
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:39,500
With a little jink.

1722
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:42,500
But it didn't jink over the keeper's head high enough.

1723
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:44,500
Getafe scored.

1724
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:50,500
But VAR ruled it out after they saw a bit of an old fumble in the box.

1725
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:53,500
The FIFA man whistle-blow.

1726
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,500
I tell you who's doing well.

1727
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,500
That greetsman.

1728
01:23:58,500 --> 01:23:58,500
He scored a goal for them.

1729
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:00,500
Outside of the left foot.

1730
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,500
I wouldn't say he's amazing world-class, but he's good enough.

1731
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:07,500
Number eight played well.

1732
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,500
As well as that number 24 lad.

1733
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,500
And then a goal from Roberto.

1734
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:18,500
What an amazing way to seal the deal.

1735
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:20,500
Messi now!

1736
01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:22,500
What a header!

1737
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,500
He's a header, he's a header.

1738
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,500
Number nine!

1739
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,500
Who saw that coming?

1740
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,500
For Ter Stengen anyway.

1741
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,500
Well done number nine for...

1742
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,500
For Getafe.

1743
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:40,500
Late free kick must have been scary for Barca.

1744
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:41,500
Ter Stengen!

1745
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:43,500
Ter Stengen again!

1746
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:45,500
Check out super...

1747
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,500
The one-handed fucking saves there!

1748
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:48,500
Off the line!

1749
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:52,500
Well done Barcelona!

1750
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:54,500
Keep it rocking!

1751
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,500
Keep it lit!

1752
01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:57,500
The goat!

1753
01:24:58,500 --> 01:24:59,500
Messi there, the goat man!

1754
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:15,080
V'y-tong-g'n

1755
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:34,520
How you know?

1756
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:55,640
Nice to get back and relax for a bit, you know?

1757
01:25:55,640 --> 01:26:09,400
And I tell ya, you can work your life away, you know?

1758
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:16,640
Then you look back, you're like, where did it all go?

1759
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:23,800
She was too busy fuckin' workin' to even notice it go by, like...

1760
01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:29,500
When they say, the French, they have a four day week, you know?

1761
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:34,920
They have it served, they know what they're doing.

1762
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,560
Great food, great culture.

1763
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:43,420
"I don't have a bit of donatin'."

1764
01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:55,120
"Jerusalem Hanan, thank you very much, Jerry Lusher, Jerry Lusherum."

1765
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:58,820
I was saying in Journey of the Bar, "You need a four day week."

1766
01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:06,240
"It's four day or bushed, at this stage." "Adam Cam, thank you."

1767
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:10,820
And he goes, "You're right, Tommy." And then I said, "No, you're wrong."

1768
01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:16,520
"I was joking with you to say if you believed me." And it just goes to show you, believe anything you're told.

1769
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:20,220
Because my actual belief is that we need a six day week.

1770
01:27:20,220 --> 01:27:22,220
"You don't have a bit of donatin'."

1771
01:27:22,220 --> 01:27:24,920
Because there's not enough work going on in the days that we are working.

1772
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:27,920
"You get me?"

1773
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:30,620
"Ali Ashki."

1774
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:32,620
"Thank you very much."

1775
01:27:32,620 --> 01:27:37,620
"I've got Kevin Augustan."

1776
01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:41,620
"He's startin' with me on tomorrow."

1777
01:27:41,620 --> 01:27:42,620
"He's startin' tomorrow."

1778
01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:43,620
"He's startin' tomorrow."

1779
01:27:43,620 --> 01:27:46,620
"He's gonna be so needin' ya."

1780
01:27:46,620 --> 01:27:48,620
"At my."

1781
01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:52,620
"Luke Coyle, thank you very much, Luke Coyle."

1782
01:27:52,620 --> 01:28:00,320
"So it's either a four day week or a six day week, you know."

1783
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:06,320
"Because if you get out of bed a bit too late, you can feel groggy because you've had too much sleep then."

1784
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:07,320
"Like, you know."

1785
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:12,320
"The same thing will happen if you have too many days off work."

1786
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,320
"You're not gonna be arsed."

1787
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,320
"The next thing they'll be askin' for a three day week."

1788
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:17,320
"Then a two day week."

1789
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:18,320
"Then a one way week."

1790
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:20,320
"One day week."

1791
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:33,020
"So how can you even have a fuckin' four day week?"

1792
01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:35,020
"Four days isn't even a week."

1793
01:28:35,020 --> 01:28:40,020
"Seven days in a week."

1794
01:28:40,020 --> 01:28:43,020
"You can have a four day days."

1795
01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:45,020
"You can have four day."

1796
01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:48,020
"You can have a four day set of four days, but you can have a four day week."

1797
01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:50,720
"You can have a one day."

1798
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:51,720
"A one day day."

1799
01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:52,720
"One day event."

1800
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:54,720
"Not a week."

1801
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:56,720
"Not a hope."

1802
01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:58,720
"Not a chance."

1803
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:09,420
"I don't know if it's a donatin'."

1804
01:29:09,420 --> 01:29:11,420
"I don't know if it's a donatin'."

1805
01:29:11,420 --> 01:29:12,420
"Yeah."

1806
01:29:12,420 --> 01:29:14,420
"That's mine."

1807
01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:18,420
"Blitchy, thank you very much."

1808
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:38,120
"And this wankers, Von Jurek, thank you very much."

1809
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:39,820
"Very kind of a bitch."

1810
01:29:39,820 --> 01:29:40,820
"Very kind of a bitch."

1811
01:29:40,820 --> 01:29:41,820
"And now we'll move on to the banana."

1812
01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:43,820
"Because this is God's..."

1813
01:29:43,820 --> 01:29:45,820
"Do you know what they call this?"

1814
01:29:45,820 --> 01:29:48,820
"God's middle finger."

1815
01:29:48,820 --> 01:29:50,820
"Are you doing a bit of donatin'?"

1816
01:29:50,820 --> 01:29:52,820
"They don't really."

1817
01:29:52,820 --> 01:29:53,820
"You don't a bit of donatin'?"

1818
01:29:53,820 --> 01:29:54,820
"Yeah."

1819
01:29:54,820 --> 01:29:55,820
"It's got a powerful..."

1820
01:29:55,820 --> 01:29:57,820
"Sarah Snake, thank you very much."

1821
01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:59,820
"They say it's packed with power."

1822
01:29:59,820 --> 01:30:01,820
"The banana, it's a superfood."

1823
01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:08,520
"You've got slow release of energy during the day with this potassium in it."

1824
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:12,520
"And do what I do as well if you don't want to eat a full one."

1825
01:30:12,520 --> 01:30:14,520
"Just have a little bit in..."

1826
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:16,520
"Wrap the banana back up then."

1827
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:17,520
"Watch this."

1828
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:19,520
"You eat this bit."

1829
01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:22,520
"See if you want to keep half for later."

1830
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:35,220
"Then what you're left with is the banana in this in a glove."

1831
01:30:35,220 --> 01:30:36,220
"Banana in a glove."

1832
01:30:36,220 --> 01:30:37,220
"Banana in a glove."

1833
01:30:37,220 --> 01:30:41,220
"Simply to secure that at the end."

1834
01:30:41,220 --> 01:30:42,220
"You take these bits here."

1835
01:30:42,220 --> 01:30:47,220
"And you tie a little bit of a knot with them."

1836
01:30:47,220 --> 01:30:52,220
"This is an ancient technique that the Aztecs used to use as well."

1837
01:30:52,220 --> 01:30:55,220
"So I'll show you what we do here."

1838
01:30:55,220 --> 01:30:59,220
"Turn the music up a little."

1839
01:30:59,220 --> 01:31:02,920
"I'll add a little bit of atmosphere to this."

1840
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:03,920
"Now."

1841
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:04,920
"Do you know what I mean?"

1842
01:31:04,920 --> 01:31:09,920
"So we've got a little bit of a splitter."

1843
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:10,920
"We have a splitter here."

1844
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:26,620
"So what we do with the splitter is we take that apart."

1845
01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:28,620
"Like that."

1846
01:31:28,620 --> 01:31:29,620
"Now."

1847
01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:32,620
"You're left with four strips then on your banana."

1848
01:31:32,620 --> 01:31:36,320
"What you do is you take your two."

1849
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:38,320
"And you fold them like that over the top of it."

1850
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:39,320
"Right?"

1851
01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:40,320
"Now."

1852
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:42,320
"You're safe with that."

1853
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:43,320
"You take your splitters."

1854
01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:46,320
"Once you've got your splitters at the top there."

1855
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:50,020
"Wrap around a little bit."

1856
01:31:50,020 --> 01:31:56,020
"Believe me now, once you get used to this you'll never not do it."

1857
01:31:56,020 --> 01:31:57,720
"Take your splitters."

1858
01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,720
"Take your splitters."

1859
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:05,720
"And make a lovely little bit of a knot at the top there like that."

1860
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,720
"And then you tie that just a little."

1861
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:14,420
"A little bit like that."

1862
01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:15,420
"And look at that."

1863
01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:18,420
"Isn't that fucking mighty altogether?"

1864
01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:21,420
"That's ready to rock."

1865
01:32:21,420 --> 01:32:23,420
"That's ready to rock for later."

1866
01:32:23,420 --> 01:32:25,420
"Now."

1867
01:32:25,420 --> 01:32:29,420
"You stick that there like that."

1868
01:32:29,420 --> 01:32:31,420
"You stick that there like that."

1869
01:32:31,420 --> 01:32:33,420
"That's ready to rock for later."

1870
01:32:33,420 --> 01:32:35,420
"You stick that there like that."

1871
01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:37,420
"That's ready to rock for later."

1872
01:32:37,420 --> 01:32:39,420
"That's ready to rock for later."

1873
01:32:39,420 --> 01:32:41,120
"See that?"

1874
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,120
"See no one knows."

1875
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:51,120
"No one knows I have banana in my pocket now."

1876
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:52,120
"The top pocket."

1877
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:54,120
"I've got that in the bank."

1878
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,120
"What can I say?"

1879
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:03,120
"That's just the way life goes for me sometimes."

1880
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:09,820
"You see what I was saying last night when he was coming up the town."

1881
01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:14,820
"He never came back, never went home, never came back, never went, never left, never wanted to leave before."

1882
01:33:14,820 --> 01:33:20,520
"But he had the righteousness to come back and say thank you very much for everything that you've done."

1883
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:22,520
"You've always wanted for him to be happy."

1884
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,520
"You just wanted for him to be happy."

1885
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:25,220
"And that was the main thing."

1886
01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:27,220
"If he wasn't happy then you weren't happy."

1887
01:33:27,220 --> 01:33:28,220
"If you weren't happy then he wasn't happy."

1888
01:33:28,220 --> 01:33:31,220
"Every day would be another, a different place."

1889
01:33:31,220 --> 01:33:32,920
"I suppose I can't."

1890
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:41,920
"That'd be the much he would have said to you at any given stage."

1891
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:48,280
And that's what I always said to you, and your family, and your friends, and your mother as well.

1892
01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:50,520
You could always rely on me, to tell you the truth.

1893
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:54,500
You did a lot for me in the past, and I'll do a lot for you, and I'll always do a lot for you in the future.

1894
01:33:54,500 --> 01:34:01,040
Not going to be able to pick you up, but bring you around and do your best, and help you around the town.

1895
01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:04,820
Doing this and that, and I have no special, no skin off my nose.

1896
01:34:04,820 --> 01:34:07,980
I can help you with that, you can help me with something.

1897
01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:11,020
We can come to some arrangement or something like that.

1898
01:34:11,020 --> 01:34:13,020
*Sings*

1899
01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:15,020
*Sings*

1900
01:34:15,020 --> 01:34:20,020
Cup of orange, oh fuck man. You fucking never get a break like that if you turn left.

1901
01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:25,020
You got a green light for either day, you're waiting for cunts to fucking fly by. You got compassion, you know what I mean?

1902
01:34:25,020 --> 01:34:30,020
You got a rose orange and red and you fucking go like that.

1903
01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:55,020
I'm trying to ride like. Well at times you ought to be stuck behind some starlet like you know what I mean. Stuck behind the back of a starlet in a truck. 10 minutes is a long time on the road like. It's a long time in politics. 10 minutes is a long time on the road like. Mind that child.

1904
01:34:55,020 --> 01:35:00,640
Do do do do. Schlagerin.

1905
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:18,000
*Mario plays*

1906
01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:21,020
*Scoop in Daven*

1907
01:35:21,020 --> 01:35:23,080
*Scoop in Daven*

1908
01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:24,680
*Mario plays*

1909
01:35:24,680 --> 01:35:28,680
*Mario plays*

1910
01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:30,680
*Mario plays*

1911
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,680
Nice bit of coffee.

1912
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:35,680
For a brighter future.

1913
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:36,680
*Mario plays*

1914
01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:41,680
*Mario plays*

1915
01:35:41,680 --> 01:35:43,680
*Mario plays*

1916
01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:46,680
Alfonsina Mexicana, thank you very much.

1917
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:47,680
*Mario plays*

1918
01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:49,680
I hope you're keeping well.

1919
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:53,680
*Mario plays*

1920
01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,680
*Mario plays*

1921
01:35:56,680 --> 01:36:03,680
Lovely bit of shred.

1922
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:10,680
Leo, thank you very much Leo. Leo, very coming.

1923
01:36:10,680 --> 01:36:39,680
The red cow. Derek Mooney's Birdwatch, thank you very much. Great show, I like to listen to that. It's played late, it's played late, nice.

1924
01:36:39,680 --> 01:37:08,680
Repeated late. Great show to fall asleep to. Derek Mooney, he knows the birds. He's good with them, he's studied them, he's ornithologically adept at describing plumage and groomage, flumage.

1925
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:16,680
And it's an awful peaceful pursuit as well, you know, it's nice and pastoral and relaxation wise.

1926
01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:27,680
Oh, you cannot beat. It's like, it's like escaping into another world, you go birdwatching. You go to an aviary or a, you know, one of those yokes.

1927
01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:41,680
You lose, you forget that you're a human, you know, and you start living through the eyes of the bird and you start thinking of the bird and how the bird is doing its life and how the bird is in flying form all the time. And it's flying.

1928
01:37:41,680 --> 01:38:03,680
So it's in flying form because it's in the air. And we were saying the last day myself and Johnny. Is there life out there? You know, aliens and all that kind of crack. And if there is, you know, imagine if there are humans in another world that's like our world, just in a different galaxy.

1929
01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:13,680
And they were born. Their world was exploded into life at the same time as our world exploded into life.

1930
01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:32,680
But like the butterfly effect happened, you know, and for some stroke of evolutionary luck, if you call it luck, humans have wings as well. And we can fly like, you know, imagine that.

1931
01:38:35,680 --> 01:38:46,680
People have been imagining that since way back when. And we even have angels in our minds. We've angels in the skies, Angel Gabriel and all the other angels.

1932
01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:58,680
And I don't know the name of them. Like Gabriel is probably the only one that I know the name of. But, um, have you heard this now? That was Seamus.

1933
01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:07,680
Lovely reels. Lovely reels. Lovely reels. Um, but those angels are up there spinning around doing the crack, having the cracking.

1934
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:25,680
James O'Donnell. That's right. But imagine in another world, another place, there's that. And then imagine if they developed a, a, a wreck, a rock, a rocket or a, a plane or something which could fly to our world.

1935
01:39:25,680 --> 01:39:46,680
And if they saw us, what would they do? Would they kill us? Or would they be sound to us? Would they go on the piss? Would they be up for the crack like that? Or would they be more into, you know, fucking stealing you away and sticking a fucking pipe up your hole or something?

1936
01:39:46,680 --> 01:40:02,680
How are you getting on Mrs. AOL? Paddy Joe Tighe. That'd be great if we can get a bit of Paddy Joe Tighe before the night is wrapped. Can see? Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.

1937
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:07,680
And then he left the woodlands of Loughlin. A true and old Irish man. John Bergen was his name.

1938
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:12,680
He belonged to Tipperary and from the inner town he came.

1939
01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:38,200
The one I loved is gone for air, he's left his tyrants' den. He fought to death and then he left the woodlands of Loughlin. A true and noble Irish man, John Bergen was his name. He belonged to Tipperary and from the inner town he came.

1940
01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:51,800
But now, thank God, although he's gone, he's free from harm and sin. And he let them have his parting shot before he left Loughlin.

1941
01:40:53,260 --> 01:41:11,760
Black Dermot too was brave and true from the plains of Balnegal. He's missed by many a fireside at home for Tneerenfall. He's missed at home in Brackloon by his own dear kit and kin.

1942
01:41:12,260 --> 01:41:19,300
And his comrades to witness him too in the woodlands of Loughlin.

1943
01:41:19,980 --> 01:41:32,860
John Bergen said that he was proud to die for Ireland's cause. To free our land from black and tans and all through Lillian laws.

1944
01:41:33,820 --> 01:41:45,660
Saying goodbye to Tipperary, to every dale and glen. And to all my faithful comrades in the woodlands of Loughlin.

1945
01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:59,580
When our heroes, they were dying there, they called the clergyman. Let no one think they feared to face the English black and tan.

1946
01:42:00,440 --> 01:42:05,940
The cannon came and was in time and as he said amen.

1947
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:13,220
like Delmasol was departing from the woodlands of Loughlin.

1948
01:42:14,280 --> 01:42:21,060
Take this message to our own brave boys and tell them we are dead.

1949
01:42:22,140 --> 01:42:28,060
Tell them to be of utmost cheer to hold no drooping head,

1950
01:42:28,960 --> 01:42:33,560
to keep all brains a-using to fight and not give in,

1951
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:40,720
and be proud to die beneath an Irish sky in the woodlands of Loughlin.

1952
01:42:41,840 --> 01:42:48,460
Those were the worst, our brave boys said, as they died for Ireland's cause,

1953
01:42:48,460 --> 01:42:54,520
to free our land from black and trans and all cruel alien laws.

1954
01:42:55,560 --> 01:43:00,980
Goodbye, my friends, fight side by side like gallant Irish men.

1955
01:43:01,640 --> 01:43:08,800
Then they closed their eyes, they bid goodbye to the woodlands of Loughlin.

1956
01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:23,300
And there, especially for John, our Jim O'Donnell, out in London, and our Birmingham, sorry, and...

1957
01:43:24,780 --> 01:43:26,560
Sorry about that now, I'll...

1958
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:28,340
Paddy Joe's on the radios.

1959
01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:34,840
Almost bring a tear to the eye.

1960
01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:38,960
I do get awful emotional when I hear that kind of stuff now, to be honest.

1961
01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:41,560
I've t-taken the wrong...

1962
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:45,160
I should've taken the wrong fucking turn now, because of that.

1963
01:43:48,760 --> 01:43:49,540
How are you getting that?

1964
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:58,720
I'm sorry about this now, we're at the wrong turn.

1965
01:43:58,960 --> 01:43:59,780
We took the wrong turn.

1966
01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:09,440
Yep.

1967
01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:11,360
That's...

1968
01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:11,440
That's...

1969
01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:12,180
That is that.

1970
01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:13,180
That is that.

1971
01:44:13,280 --> 01:44:14,000
You know, the...

1972
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:14,960
You don't...

1973
01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:16,520
That's...

1974
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:17,080
That's going.

1975
01:44:17,220 --> 01:44:17,960
That's disappearing.

1976
01:44:18,100 --> 01:44:18,860
That's gone.

1977
01:44:18,920 --> 01:44:19,740
That'll be gone soon.

1978
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:22,440
That is...

1979
01:44:22,440 --> 01:44:23,960
And that'll be a...

1980
01:44:23,960 --> 01:44:25,480
Fucking shame.

1981
01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:28,520
You know.

1982
01:44:31,020 --> 01:44:31,860
That's the glo...

1983
01:44:31,860 --> 01:44:33,780
The global village is getting rid of that now.

1984
01:44:35,160 --> 01:44:37,520
The global village doesn't have any time for that.

1985
01:44:38,780 --> 01:44:39,980
I don't have a business donating.

1986
01:44:41,820 --> 01:44:43,540
I don't have a business donating, yeah.

1987
01:44:44,140 --> 01:44:45,540
Thank you very much, Templeton.

1988
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:50,160
Happy birthday to Pad Templeton Pad.

1989
01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:53,100
Thanks very much.

1990
01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:00,960
I don't have a business donating.

1991
01:45:01,100 --> 01:45:02,100
Happy birthday to you.

1992
01:45:03,100 --> 01:45:04,540
I don't have a business donating, yeah.

1993
01:45:04,540 --> 01:45:06,460
That's my...

1994
01:45:06,460 --> 01:45:08,540
And thank you very much as well.

1995
01:45:11,360 --> 01:45:11,820
Squeal.

1996
01:45:12,400 --> 01:45:13,380
Squeal like a pig.

1997
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,120
That's very, very kind of you.

1998
01:45:17,460 --> 01:45:18,800
Where the hell is this stuff?

1999
01:45:21,620 --> 01:45:25,240
But I'll head over to Jerusalem anyway and see how the global village...

2000
01:45:25,240 --> 01:45:25,640
That's my...

2001
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:26,360
That's my...

2002
01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:27,360
That's my...

2003
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:27,860
That's my...

2004
01:45:27,860 --> 01:45:30,020
Ryan Tubber, thank you very much.

2005
01:45:33,780 --> 01:45:35,840
They've got another crisis on their hands.

2006
01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:36,700
It's not globalization.

2007
01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:37,200
It's...

2008
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:38,700
Fucking...

2009
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:39,700
Violentization.

2010
01:45:40,220 --> 01:45:40,700
Between the...

2011
01:45:40,700 --> 01:45:41,480
The three...

2012
01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:42,000
The three...

2013
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,340
Parties.

2014
01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:46,080
It's the wrong stop again.

2015
01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:46,540
Yeah.

2016
01:45:47,540 --> 01:45:48,700
That's my...

2017
01:45:48,700 --> 01:45:51,620
Anyone getting off here?

2018
01:45:51,980 --> 01:45:52,840
Pad to Templeton.

2019
01:45:52,940 --> 01:45:53,800
Thank you very much, Pad.

2020
01:45:59,000 --> 01:45:59,420
No.

2021
01:46:02,540 --> 01:46:03,620
Try something a little bit...

2022
01:46:03,620 --> 01:46:05,760
A little bit shady here.

2023
01:46:06,620 --> 01:46:10,660
Put the message in the box, thanks.

2024
01:46:10,820 --> 01:46:12,660
This is a tight squeeze now, but we're doing it.

2025
01:46:12,660 --> 01:46:13,860
Hey, Yui.

2026
01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:16,800
Yui Galah.

2027
01:46:18,940 --> 01:46:19,740
There we go.

2028
01:46:21,480 --> 01:46:22,260
Stand clear.

2029
01:46:22,620 --> 01:46:23,280
The doors are open.

2030
01:46:23,780 --> 01:46:24,860
We don't have a bit of donate.

2031
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:26,260
Stand clear.

2032
01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:27,280
The doors are open.

2033
01:46:27,280 --> 01:46:28,200
We don't have a bit of donate.

2034
01:46:28,580 --> 01:46:30,240
Vanessa, thank you very much, Vanessa.

2035
01:46:34,700 --> 01:46:36,400
Let's set a few people up there now.

2036
01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:38,520
Now we're heading to the South Spork now.

2037
01:46:38,780 --> 01:46:39,980
Everybody, South Spork.

2038
01:46:39,980 --> 01:46:43,580
Yeah.

2039
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:48,440
The global village hasn't taken Jerusalem yet, but it will fall.

2040
01:46:48,440 --> 01:46:49,200
Hey, don't have a bit of donate.

2041
01:46:49,340 --> 01:46:49,600
Yeah.

2042
01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:50,680
At some stage.

2043
01:46:50,820 --> 01:46:51,960
DT, but thank you.

2044
01:46:54,320 --> 01:46:56,440
It's bound to fall at some stage, you know.

2045
01:46:57,080 --> 01:46:59,740
Because these are the new churches now, like.

2046
01:47:00,220 --> 01:47:04,640
Used to be the church and the cathedral were the biggest buildings that you could find.

2047
01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:06,000
The most prestigious.

2048
01:47:06,000 --> 01:47:06,940
Hey, don't have a bit of donate.

2049
01:47:07,300 --> 01:47:10,060
The most, thank you very much, Lavi, babe.

2050
01:47:10,060 --> 01:47:10,200
Hey, don't have a bit of donate.

2051
01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:10,540
Yeah.

2052
01:47:11,740 --> 01:47:13,920
The most awe-inspiring.

2053
01:47:14,060 --> 01:47:15,540
But now we've got these towers.

2054
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:15,940
Look.

2055
01:47:18,260 --> 01:47:20,320
Go out there and have a look.

2056
01:47:22,540 --> 01:47:23,840
These big towers here.

2057
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:26,180
These are the new churches now.

2058
01:47:26,640 --> 01:47:27,860
Hey, don't have a bit of donate.

2059
01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:30,060
People aren't worshipping any gods in there.

2060
01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:31,200
Hey, don't have a bit of donate.

2061
01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:32,920
They're worshipping.

2062
01:47:33,300 --> 01:47:33,580
They're...

2063
01:47:33,580 --> 01:47:34,560
Patty Jo, thank you.

2064
01:47:34,660 --> 01:47:40,820
They're worshipping not only themselves, but they're worshipping the filthy lucre.

2065
01:47:41,240 --> 01:47:42,300
The money god, you know.

2066
01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:46,800
And those buildings all have glass and mirrors on them as well.

2067
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:48,880
Hey, don't have a bit of donate.

2068
01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:51,160
Drab.

2069
01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:52,240
He's not going to donate.

2070
01:47:53,520 --> 01:47:54,080
Chris.

2071
01:47:54,780 --> 01:47:56,060
Thank you very much, Chris.

2072
01:47:57,300 --> 01:47:59,160
That's very, very kind of Chris.

2073
01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:00,080
Thank you very much.

2074
01:48:00,720 --> 01:48:01,680
Appreciate that, Chris.

2075
01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:02,440
Thank you.

2076
01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:05,300
Oh, yeah, then.

2077
01:48:08,520 --> 01:48:10,000
He's not going to donate.

2078
01:48:11,220 --> 01:48:12,360
Shluck, before profit.

2079
01:48:12,360 --> 01:48:13,240
He's not going to donate.

2080
01:48:13,940 --> 01:48:14,800
Thank you very much.

2081
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:15,160
That's mine.

2082
01:48:15,520 --> 01:48:15,960
That's mine.

2083
01:48:15,960 --> 01:48:15,980
That's mine.

2084
01:48:15,980 --> 01:48:24,700
No.

2085
01:48:27,980 --> 01:48:29,060
Anybody getting on?

2086
01:48:29,260 --> 01:48:30,820
We've only a couple of shops left.

2087
01:48:35,060 --> 01:48:36,800
How are you getting on orange pants?

2088
01:48:36,940 --> 01:48:37,520
What's the story?

2089
01:48:40,520 --> 01:48:42,240
I don't want to.

2090
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:42,900
There we go now.

2091
01:48:43,460 --> 01:48:44,180
Two euro.

2092
01:48:44,520 --> 01:48:45,560
Two euro twenty.

2093
01:48:45,860 --> 01:48:46,220
Please, sir.

2094
01:48:46,280 --> 01:48:46,640
Thank you.

2095
01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:52,440
One euro eighty back to you.

2096
01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:53,800
Man.

2097
01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:57,080
How are you blue man group?

2098
01:48:57,160 --> 01:48:57,700
What's the story?

2099
01:48:59,080 --> 01:48:59,840
You want a day ticket?

2100
01:48:59,940 --> 01:49:00,360
No problem.

2101
01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:05,840
Day ticket for the blue man group.

2102
01:49:07,140 --> 01:49:08,000
Good man yourself.

2103
01:49:12,080 --> 01:49:12,480
Mighty.

2104
01:49:15,740 --> 01:49:19,960
North.

2105
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:19,960
North.

2106
01:49:19,960 --> 01:49:20,520
North.

2107
01:49:20,820 --> 01:49:21,240
Spoke.

2108
01:49:21,320 --> 01:49:21,800
Coming up.

2109
01:49:27,240 --> 01:49:28,600
He's doing a business donating.

2110
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:30,960
Big man.

2111
01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:31,600
Big man.

2112
01:49:32,020 --> 01:49:33,120
Baby oil machine.

2113
01:49:33,220 --> 01:49:33,540
Thank you.

2114
01:49:34,540 --> 01:49:35,580
Thank you very much.

2115
01:49:37,480 --> 01:49:38,120
Jesus Christ.

2116
01:49:38,200 --> 01:49:40,120
This woman's walking out in front of the bus.

2117
01:49:40,320 --> 01:49:41,120
And here we go.

2118
01:49:41,480 --> 01:49:54,480
Johnny what's the story? How are you Johnny? Any crack? John? John?

2119
01:50:04,480 --> 01:50:33,480
Are you in there? Pig ignorant. Ignorant pig. We might head into Adriano's for an old slice after this. We're in there lefty. He nearly blew the fucking head of me. I bought a slice and he put the chili flakes on. I didn't know how spicy they were. I was like fuck a load of that on there. And he goes is that enough? I said more.

2120
01:50:33,480 --> 01:50:53,480
By the time he got the thing it was more chili flakes than it was pizza. Boy I was crying. Tears coming out. The tear ducts. I'd sweat. Bucketing down off the forehead. Is that you living rubbish? Scum. Any scum. Any scum. Tickets please.

2121
01:50:57,480 --> 01:50:58,820
Yeah.

2122
01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:03,320
Chili flakes. Chili pizza.

2123
01:51:05,420 --> 01:51:07,760
Nothing like a nice spicy slice,

2124
01:51:07,900 --> 01:51:10,260
but you can over-spice the pudding.

2125
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:11,860
You don't want to go fucking

2126
01:51:11,860 --> 01:51:15,480
calling 999 then for the fire brigade.

2127
01:51:15,820 --> 01:51:18,260
Come down and hose you down in the middle of the street.

2128
01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:20,420
That happened to a lad.

2129
01:51:21,160 --> 01:51:22,260
He had too many chilies.

2130
01:51:22,960 --> 01:51:24,200
And it fucked with his mind.

2131
01:51:25,420 --> 01:51:27,800
He actually started hallucinating on the ghost.

2132
01:51:27,980 --> 01:51:29,440
He had a ghost chili or something.

2133
01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:31,560
Get out the way!

2134
01:51:36,040 --> 01:51:37,340
And he called 999.

2135
01:51:38,240 --> 01:51:41,020
And he asked for the fire department

2136
01:51:41,020 --> 01:51:42,060
instead of the ambulance

2137
01:51:42,060 --> 01:51:45,460
because he believed he was on fire.

2138
01:51:46,120 --> 01:51:48,040
But he really had only just eaten

2139
01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:49,200
one of these ghost chilies.

2140
01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:54,900
And they came and gave him a blast to the nozzle anyways.

2141
01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:56,580
That was nice of him.

2142
01:51:57,560 --> 01:51:58,320
To do that.

2143
01:51:58,900 --> 01:51:59,380
But that...

2144
01:51:59,380 --> 01:52:01,360
That woke him up and...

2145
01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:03,220
He was fine then.

2146
01:52:03,700 --> 01:52:05,360
Of course, until the next day when...

2147
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:06,740
When the bill came in the porch.

2148
01:52:06,940 --> 01:52:08,220
200 euro for the call-out.

2149
01:52:08,660 --> 01:52:09,540
Mayo County Council.

2150
01:52:11,100 --> 01:52:12,880
He tried to appeal it, but they had...

2151
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:14,360
They had video evidence of him...

2152
01:52:15,860 --> 01:52:17,820
Getting hosed down on Main Street.

2153
01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:20,460
Squealing like a pig.

2154
01:52:21,020 --> 01:52:22,660
Very unbecoming for him.

2155
01:52:22,660 --> 01:52:24,500
Very, very undignified.

2156
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:25,400
And...

2157
01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:25,780
But...

2158
01:52:25,780 --> 01:52:28,840
We had an enormous laugh at it.

2159
01:52:29,360 --> 01:52:31,400
And it made a lot of people very happy.

2160
01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:34,720
And...

2161
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:37,220
I know that he might be having a hard time

2162
01:52:37,220 --> 01:52:38,180
because of that event.

2163
01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:39,660
But...

2164
01:52:39,660 --> 01:52:40,880
Don't worry, Derek.

2165
01:52:42,180 --> 01:52:43,440
We're all laughing with you.

2166
01:52:43,620 --> 01:52:44,800
As well as at you as well.

2167
01:52:44,940 --> 01:52:46,040
And we want you to get better.

2168
01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:48,820
All the best.

2169
01:52:52,820 --> 01:53:03,460
Nothing like...

2170
01:53:03,460 --> 01:53:05,460
A smooth better bussin' on a Sunday night...

2171
01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:08,260
To slide into Monday.

2172
01:53:10,460 --> 01:53:11,460
Like...

2173
01:53:11,460 --> 01:53:13,460
A...

2174
01:53:13,460 --> 01:53:17,980
A liquid slug.

2175
01:53:19,500 --> 01:53:20,780
Sliding down a wall.

2176
01:53:21,840 --> 01:53:22,500
Into a bucket.

2177
01:53:24,640 --> 01:53:26,240
That's the way I want to roll into Monday.

2178
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:28,260
That's the way I want to slide into Monday.

2179
01:53:35,580 --> 01:53:36,580
This guy is...

2180
01:53:36,580 --> 01:53:38,920
Making me go all over the fucking place here.

2181
01:53:41,080 --> 01:53:42,440
He wants me to go around...

2182
01:53:42,440 --> 01:53:43,440
So that I can...

2183
01:53:43,440 --> 01:53:45,120
Go on the other road that side.

2184
01:53:47,380 --> 01:53:48,700
But that's not gonna happen.

2185
01:53:49,880 --> 01:53:50,240
Why?

2186
01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:52,660
Oh, hang on.

2187
01:53:54,740 --> 01:53:55,660
This is the wrong stop.

2188
01:53:55,740 --> 01:53:56,980
I think this could be the wrong stop.

2189
01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:00,960
It's the wrong stop.

2190
01:54:01,960 --> 01:54:03,240
Never mind that now, everyone.

2191
01:54:03,340 --> 01:54:03,940
Sorry about that.

2192
01:54:06,040 --> 01:54:06,740
The wrong stop.

2193
01:54:06,800 --> 01:54:07,380
Sorry about that.

2194
01:54:08,880 --> 01:54:09,180
Oh!

2195
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:14,200
Sorry about this now, everyone.

2196
01:54:14,840 --> 01:54:15,960
Sorry about this now.

2197
01:54:19,140 --> 01:54:19,840
There we go.

2198
01:54:20,420 --> 01:54:21,160
And here we go.

2199
01:54:21,620 --> 01:54:21,920
Now!

2200
01:54:23,140 --> 01:54:23,740
Isn't that something?

2201
01:54:25,140 --> 01:54:26,060
Isn't that how you do it?

2202
01:54:28,760 --> 01:54:31,720
Isn't that how you do it?

2203
01:54:33,260 --> 01:54:33,820
Isn't that how you do it?

2204
01:54:33,820 --> 01:54:35,020
The doors are open.

2205
01:54:37,420 --> 01:54:38,680
Isn't that how you do it?

2206
01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:39,420
Good man.

2207
01:54:41,480 --> 01:54:43,160
Now, I return to the garage.

2208
01:54:45,560 --> 01:54:47,300
And the garage is just around the corner.

2209
01:54:47,880 --> 01:54:49,100
That's the way I want...

2210
01:54:49,100 --> 01:54:50,640
That's the way I want it to be like.

2211
01:54:50,720 --> 01:54:57,880
You know, it's horrible when you finish the road and you have to drive all over the fucking count to get back to home.

2212
01:55:00,220 --> 01:55:00,900
Let that know.

2213
01:55:02,320 --> 01:55:03,520
Are you doing a business donating?

2214
01:55:05,300 --> 01:55:06,360
Tell me it has quality.

2215
01:55:06,360 --> 01:55:06,800
Are you doing a business donating?

2216
01:55:06,800 --> 01:55:07,020
Yeah.

2217
01:55:07,020 --> 01:55:07,680
Side spooks.

2218
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:08,380
Thank you very much.

2219
01:55:09,220 --> 01:55:10,180
But it's side spooks.

2220
01:55:10,180 --> 01:55:19,160
Brain shot.

2221
01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:23,080
Correspondence from Oliver Fleming this evening.

2222
01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:31,780
And of course I should have got it maybe two weeks ago.

2223
01:55:32,360 --> 01:55:33,800
But it went all over the country.

2224
01:55:34,040 --> 01:55:34,780
But never mind.

2225
01:55:34,920 --> 01:55:35,620
We have it now.

2226
01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:40,740
So it starts off by telling me about Hugh's Big Bash.

2227
01:55:41,180 --> 01:55:42,180
Hugh's Big Bash.

2228
01:55:42,180 --> 01:55:43,300
And the place of modern hotel Bondorn.

2229
01:55:43,960 --> 01:55:46,300
The 27th and 29th of March.

2230
01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:50,620
And on Friday the 27th they're having the Salamanca.

2231
01:55:50,620 --> 01:55:52,540
Saturday the 28th.

2232
01:55:52,540 --> 01:55:53,360
Kaley time.

2233
01:55:53,680 --> 01:55:54,800
And that's in the afternoon.

2234
01:55:55,880 --> 01:55:58,720
And then Saturday night.

2235
01:55:58,860 --> 01:56:00,600
Tim, Joe and Anne O'Riordan.

2236
01:56:01,880 --> 01:56:03,840
And Sunday the 2nd.

2237
01:56:03,960 --> 01:56:05,520
The Kingdom Kaley Band.

2238
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:07,460
That's starting at 2.30.

2239
01:56:07,740 --> 01:56:08,020
Beautiful.

2240
01:56:08,020 --> 01:56:11,360
Workshop with Roland Eastwood and Oliver himself.

2241
01:56:11,900 --> 01:56:14,020
And now for more information on that.

2242
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:18,380
It's 0777771.

2243
01:56:20,380 --> 01:56:23,740
8978970.

2244
01:56:24,260 --> 01:56:26,820
Now that's Northern Ireland number.

2245
01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:29,000
So you want to be very careful about that.

2246
01:56:29,740 --> 01:56:33,680
Now he's also Oliver is having a Kaley in...

2247
01:56:34,960 --> 01:56:37,840
The Foxford Memorial Hall.

2248
01:56:37,840 --> 01:56:40,380
It's on Saturday the 21st of March.

2249
01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:43,180
And music is by the Kingdom Kaley Band.

2250
01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:50,740
And all proceeds from this goes to Parkinson's Association.

2251
01:56:51,360 --> 01:56:58,700
So Oliver's number is 087-636-8834.

2252
01:56:59,300 --> 01:57:04,540
So Oliver, I'll be only too delighted to give that another mention for you.

2253
01:57:04,980 --> 01:57:05,860
He also...

2254
01:57:05,860 --> 01:57:07,580
Sorry about that.

2255
01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:11,740
Check for the bombs before we get off.

2256
01:57:11,820 --> 01:57:12,900
It's a sad day again.

2257
01:57:13,080 --> 01:57:15,460
I know we shouldn't have to be.

2258
01:57:15,460 --> 01:57:19,320
But we are checking for weapons of mass destruction.

2259
01:57:19,460 --> 01:57:21,840
I saw a documentary the last day about the dirty bomb.

2260
01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:24,800
Have you heard about the dirty bomb now?

2261
01:57:24,900 --> 01:57:28,180
It's lads that have got a load of nuclear stuff together.

2262
01:57:28,300 --> 01:57:31,020
And they've made a big fucking dirty old bomb out of it.

2263
01:57:32,100 --> 01:57:33,600
And they can lay that down anywhere.

2264
01:57:34,360 --> 01:57:34,980
Anywhere.

2265
01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:37,980
It's scary stuff like, you know.

2266
01:57:38,980 --> 01:57:39,980
The way the world is getting...

2267
01:57:39,980 --> 01:57:43,280
I don't know if it's donating.

2268
01:57:44,280 --> 01:57:45,080
Justin Johnson.

2269
01:57:45,220 --> 01:57:45,860
Thank you very much.

2270
01:57:45,860 --> 01:57:46,920
I don't know if it's donating, yeah.

2271
01:57:46,980 --> 01:57:49,280
Thank you very much, Justin.

2272
01:57:50,040 --> 01:57:50,780
Justin time.

2273
01:57:52,780 --> 01:57:54,000
Justin time.

2274
01:57:54,100 --> 01:57:54,620
Justin John.

2275
01:57:54,620 --> 01:57:55,620
And...

2276
01:57:55,620 --> 01:58:02,340
Live from New York City, it's Schluggeron.

2277
01:58:02,620 --> 01:58:07,020
And here's your host, Tommy Schlug.

2278
01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:10,280
Story.

2279
01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:11,460
Oh, you get none.

2280
01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:12,240
That's a good one.

2281
01:58:25,240 --> 01:58:25,920
Thank you.

2282
01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,560
Thank you very much.

2283
01:58:28,200 --> 01:58:28,980
Welcome to the show.

2284
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:31,100
There's yet another storm that's hit the coast.

2285
01:58:31,180 --> 01:58:31,680
Do you see this?

2286
01:58:32,760 --> 01:58:33,700
Did you hear about this storm?

2287
01:58:35,320 --> 01:58:36,220
Storm Dennis.

2288
01:58:38,440 --> 01:58:39,540
I was thinking of myself there.

2289
01:58:40,220 --> 01:58:41,100
They should rename him.

2290
01:58:41,200 --> 01:58:42,000
He's going to be...

2291
01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:45,280
They said he's going to be worse than Storm Ciara from the last week.

2292
01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:49,400
They said he's going to be worse than Storm Ciara from the last day.

2293
01:58:52,000 --> 01:58:53,780
So I was thinking there, maybe...

2294
01:58:53,780 --> 01:58:56,320
Maybe the Metair and people should rename it.

2295
01:58:57,800 --> 01:58:59,700
To Storm Dennis the Menace.

2296
01:59:05,300 --> 01:59:06,280
Do you remember him?

2297
01:59:07,920 --> 01:59:08,920
In Little Shitbag.

2298
01:59:17,740 --> 01:59:20,200
I'm sure you've got to catch that.

2299
01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:20,900
It's a great show.

2300
01:59:20,980 --> 01:59:22,080
It's a great Schlug tonight.

2301
01:59:23,600 --> 01:59:27,840
And thank you very much to Justin Johnson for your kind-hearted tip there.

2302
01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:29,200
And he...

2303
01:59:30,200 --> 01:59:33,160
Hideo Kojima.

2304
01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:35,700
I can see you.

2305
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:38,340
Hideo Kojima's solid Schlug.

2306
01:59:38,400 --> 01:59:39,140
Thank you very much.

2307
01:59:40,180 --> 01:59:41,720
Good night and God bless everybody.

2308
01:59:42,440 --> 01:59:44,840
Thank you very much for joining us on tonight's Schlug, Aaron.

2309
01:59:45,160 --> 01:59:46,140
It's been a pleasure.

2310
01:59:46,880 --> 01:59:47,680
And we only...

2311
01:59:47,680 --> 01:59:49,420
There was only one person that got the...

2312
01:59:49,420 --> 01:59:52,940
Only one.

2313
01:59:53,120 --> 01:59:53,420
So...

2314
01:59:53,420 --> 01:59:56,140
Successful night.

2315
01:59:56,620 --> 01:59:57,380
Very successful.

2316
01:59:57,780 --> 01:59:58,440
All the best.

2317
01:59:58,800 --> 02:00:00,720
And enjoy the rest of the week and we'll see you.

2318
02:00:00,780 --> 02:00:01,440
We'll be seeing you.

2319
02:00:02,920 --> 02:00:03,600
See you later.

2320
02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:05,120
Best luck.

2321
02:00:05,600 --> 02:00:05,840
Bye-bye.

2322
02:00:05,840 --> 02:00:10,860
You join us again for another night of sumptuous soccer ball delight.

2323
02:00:11,540 --> 02:00:13,300
From the Norwich football ground.

2324
02:00:13,720 --> 02:00:15,920
And it's a lofted ball to the Norwich forward.

2325
02:00:17,140 --> 02:00:21,280
And it's been saved by that man, Alison Becker's palm.

2326
02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:28,860
As you can see, the ball, floated over the top of the Liverpool back line, found its way to the striker.

2327
02:00:29,360 --> 02:00:34,500
But that man, Alison Becker's palm, swept the balloon to safety.

2328
02:00:35,140 --> 02:00:37,620
That's my ball, he said, probably.

2329
02:00:38,280 --> 02:00:43,220
Norwich are looking comfortable and composed on the balloon, despite their formidable opposition.

2330
02:00:43,740 --> 02:00:47,620
I speak too soon, as the Bobby Blasher makes it down the right wing.

2331
02:00:48,120 --> 02:00:54,000
Cross comes in, it's headed away, but only as far as Salah, who turns and lets off a rattlesnake.

2332
02:00:54,400 --> 02:00:55,940
Kata follows up with nothing.

2333
02:00:56,700 --> 02:01:01,540
And it's a great, great stop and defensive situation there by the Norwich boys.

2334
02:01:01,920 --> 02:01:07,860
The Egyptian magician, capable of such devastation, in such close quarters too.

2335
02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:13,360
Your man Kata could've, and should've, finished it off there, for a goal.

2336
02:01:13,940 --> 02:01:16,400
Can't dwell on the break down the side, Hatch.

2337
02:01:16,400 --> 02:01:18,320
He's very quick and skillful.

2338
02:01:18,880 --> 02:01:20,540
He puts a ball into the centre.

2339
02:01:20,740 --> 02:01:21,540
It finds Teddy.

2340
02:01:21,980 --> 02:01:22,980
Has he overcooked it?

2341
02:01:23,640 --> 02:01:23,980
Teddy.

2342
02:01:25,600 --> 02:01:27,200
Crackerjackaloolar off the post.

2343
02:01:27,600 --> 02:01:29,360
What the hell was going on there?

2344
02:01:30,020 --> 02:01:30,540
Jesus.

2345
02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:32,740
Where did that come from?

2346
02:01:34,020 --> 02:01:35,420
Alison Becker's palm.

2347
02:01:35,960 --> 02:01:37,660
I don't think was even near the ball.

2348
02:01:38,580 --> 02:01:39,660
Possibly was though.

2349
02:01:40,980 --> 02:01:42,220
And here's it again.

2350
02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:43,200
Teddy.

2351
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:46,120
With a real cracks and pollock.

2352
02:01:46,620 --> 02:01:47,420
Off the post.

2353
02:01:48,100 --> 02:01:48,460
Liverpool.

2354
02:01:49,260 --> 02:01:53,040
Passing the balloon around with the confidence of world champions that they are.

2355
02:01:53,580 --> 02:01:54,020
Manny!

2356
02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:55,020
Manny!

2357
02:01:56,020 --> 02:01:58,720
It was a touch of genius.

2358
02:02:00,880 --> 02:02:01,920
A first time.

2359
02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:03,920
Beautifully lofted ball.

2360
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:07,480
But an exceptionally ballonaristic takedown.

2361
02:02:08,220 --> 02:02:09,100
As you can see here.

2362
02:02:09,180 --> 02:02:11,020
Manny at full stretch.

2363
02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:13,020
And then the follow up shot.

2364
02:02:13,340 --> 02:02:13,900
Precision.

2365
02:02:14,760 --> 02:02:14,980
Well.

2366
02:02:15,580 --> 02:02:18,100
I guess that's why they're doing so well Liverpool.

2367
02:02:19,480 --> 02:02:20,140
Wow!

2368
02:02:20,860 --> 02:02:22,800
That should have been two goals.

2369
02:02:24,160 --> 02:02:26,560
The Bobby Blaster doesn't usually miss those.

2370
02:02:27,220 --> 02:02:29,440
A bullet ball from Alexander Arnold.

2371
02:02:30,360 --> 02:02:31,720
What's going on?

2372
02:02:32,060 --> 02:02:32,700
Says Klopp.

2373
02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:36,060
He seems he comes across as a nice man.

2374
02:02:37,140 --> 02:02:37,960
Norwich now.

2375
02:02:38,460 --> 02:02:41,140
Putting the frighteners into Liverpool in the last few minutes.

2376
02:02:41,560 --> 02:02:41,920
Pookie!

2377
02:02:42,980 --> 02:02:44,400
And it's stopped.

2378
02:02:45,880 --> 02:02:49,220
Fantastic piece of interplay by the boys to set that up.

2379
02:02:49,980 --> 02:02:51,480
And Pookie's whipcracker.

2380
02:02:52,080 --> 02:02:53,060
Saved yet again.

2381
02:02:53,340 --> 02:02:54,160
By that man.

2382
02:02:54,940 --> 02:02:56,500
Alison Becker's clutch.

2383
02:02:57,780 --> 02:03:00,580
It's Liverpool 1-0 for the full time.

2384
02:03:04,580 --> 02:03:06,500
We'll be stuck in the middle of winter.

2385
02:03:06,820 --> 02:03:08,680
Wishing that it'd be the middle of summer.

2386
02:03:09,680 --> 02:03:11,980
That's what I be thinking now.

2387
02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:13,180
You know, you'll be driving through town.

2388
02:03:14,140 --> 02:03:15,100
Now it's all inside.

2389
02:03:15,980 --> 02:03:17,240
There's no one around, like, you know.

2390
02:03:18,520 --> 02:03:20,080
Sure, it'll be buckles and down.

2391
02:03:20,440 --> 02:03:21,200
The sky is grey.

2392
02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:22,180
There's no sunshine.

2393
02:03:22,360 --> 02:03:22,800
It's cold.

2394
02:03:23,020 --> 02:03:24,660
Dark at 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock.

2395
02:03:25,360 --> 02:03:27,180
You'll be looking forward to the middle of February.

2396
02:03:27,540 --> 02:03:29,780
You got the eye on the month of May.

2397
02:03:30,180 --> 02:03:31,500
That's what's on your mind, like, you know.

2398
02:03:33,100 --> 02:03:36,540
I can't wait for the summer to come.

2399
02:03:37,420 --> 02:03:40,380
And I get to see that beautiful sun.

2400
02:03:41,940 --> 02:03:44,340
A big ball of fire in the sky.

2401
02:03:45,300 --> 02:03:48,260
I say, how you sun, you're kitten, all right?

2402
02:03:49,180 --> 02:03:52,200
And he'll look back to me and say,

2403
02:03:54,700 --> 02:03:56,540
Nothing because he's the sun.

2404
02:03:58,140 --> 02:03:59,860
Nice as vending the room.

2405
02:04:00,500 --> 02:04:01,620
Japanese vending.

2406
02:04:01,620 --> 02:04:03,080
Nice.

2407
02:04:03,080 --> 02:04:03,340
Nice.

2408
02:04:03,340 --> 02:04:03,900
Nice.

2409
02:04:03,900 --> 02:04:04,400
you

2410
02:04:04,400 --> 02:04:34,380
Thank you.
